Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Carrikins 8
I think you got yourself a keeper mate
denbeste 3
It cleans itself.
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Comments (145)
usua 3
Not new
ddeathbombb 5
And then he still does after it expires
comeatmebroo6254 1
Welp, I would mark which mouth wash is yours if I were you.
poohappens26 0
That's super nasty! Don't ever use his mouth wash
I_Hug_Cats 26
That defeats the purpose of mouthwash...
ThatEmoVeganChic 0
Buy a two pack. One for you and for him.
perdix 31
So, what do you do when the bottle overflows?
nancyschmancy 9
Omigod, this has made this terribly gross FML, even more gross. I think I vomited in my mouth a little. Even with the vomit, mMy mouth is probably still cleaner than op's boyfriend's!
Wildhunter16 3
Your boyfriend roommate already posted a FML about this.
Schizomaniac 24
YDI for living with him outside of marriage. Serves you right, blasphemer.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Shut up! She can do whatever she wants. It's her life, not yours so you and the other ultra-religious ***** can demoralize. Quit stereotyping your religion.
Pinkfl0yd 9
You mean wine and cheese. They are French, after all.