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Laura France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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I think you got yourself a keeper mate

denbeste 3

It cleans itself.

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ddeathbombb 5

And then he still does after it expires

comeatmebroo6254 1

Welp, I would mark which mouth wash is yours if I were you.

poohappens26 0

That's super nasty! Don't ever use his mouth wash

I_Hug_Cats 26

That defeats the purpose of mouthwash...

Buy a two pack. One for you and for him.

perdix 31

So, what do you do when the bottle overflows?

nancyschmancy 9

Omigod, this has made this terribly gross FML, even more gross. I think I vomited in my mouth a little. Even with the vomit, mMy mouth is probably still cleaner than op's boyfriend's!

Wildhunter16 3

Your boyfriend roommate already posted a FML about this.

Schizomaniac 24

YDI for living with him outside of marriage. Serves you right, blasphemer.

Shut up! She can do whatever she wants. It's her life, not yours so you and the other ultra-religious ***** can demoralize. Quit stereotyping your religion.

You mean wine and cheese. They are French, after all.