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Laura France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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I think you got yourself a keeper mate

denbeste 3

It cleans itself.

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you mean your EXboyfriend right? that's ******* gross

fortunelady 17

The comments about chunks of last night's dinner have put me off eating for the next few days. *tries not to vomit* Poor OP!

freelancejouster 4

That's... unfortunate.

deransc 19

Boyfriend? MARRY that man!!!

That defeats the purpose of mouthwash lol

I love this one the best.

This is my favorite one, ever!

I get mine at the $.99 store Oo

In his defense, that sh*t IS expensive...