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Laura France

Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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I think you got yourself a keeper mate

denbeste 3

It cleans itself.

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fernclogger 5

And then??????

...and you must be the boyfriend.

He's saving you time and money baby girl! So be thankful for a cheap boyfriend.

charmanderCHAR 5

Can't tell if trolling, or just a ******' moron.

RedPillSucks 33

Drink his beer, then spit it back into the can/bottle so he can drink it. That stuff is expensive.

Pentium_4 27

Did someone say beer? Where?!

smydiwannafthata 5

Tell him to recycle food. Those are expensive too. Btw, consider dumping such a filthy person.

I'm fairly sure his mouthwash has become a type of anti mouthwash, it just adds Bactria and plaque to the teeth. This FML has grossed me out more than any other I've seen within recent memory. I really hope you guys don't share. *Shudder*

They probably share if she wrote a FML about it.

Reduce, reuse, recycle.

the three Rs a la Jack Johnson

Ewweew

Well that's a new way to be conservative.

If it is then let me be poor.

Eventually, the mouthwash is going to do the opposite of what it's supposed to do.

I bet you have had a dick in your mouth. Whats so ba about spit after that?

The human mouth is dirty. He used mouthwash, then he spit it back in the bottle. The liquid contains all bits of food-stuff and plaque(sp?), and mouth shit. Why do you compare using used mouthwash to oral sex?