Laura
France
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
Today, I saw my boyfriend spitting the mouthwash back into the bottle, because, "this stuff is really expensive." FML
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Carrikins 8
I think you got yourself a keeper mate
denbeste 3
It cleans itself.
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Comments (145)
fernclogger 5
And then??????
SliceOfCake 9
...and you must be the boyfriend.
destkay 9
He's saving you time and money baby girl! So be thankful for a cheap boyfriend.
charmanderCHAR 5
Can't tell if trolling, or just a ******' moron.
RedPillSucks 33
Drink his beer, then spit it back into the can/bottle so he can drink it. That stuff is expensive.
Pentium_4 27
Did someone say beer? Where?!
smydiwannafthata 5
Tell him to recycle food. Those are expensive too. Btw, consider dumping such a filthy person.
staymintyfresh 13
I'm fairly sure his mouthwash has become a type of anti mouthwash, it just adds Bactria and plaque to the teeth. This FML has grossed me out more than any other I've seen within recent memory. I really hope you guys don't share. *Shudder*
happy2468 21
They probably share if she wrote a FML about it.
Calyx_fml 22
Reduce, reuse, recycle.
promarkchris 6
the three Rs a la Jack Johnson
iCake 13
Ewweew
brookiechii 1
Well that's a new way to be conservative.
pagullarka 9
If it is then let me be poor.
PamChopsWithMint 5
Eventually, the mouthwash is going to do the opposite of what it's supposed to do.
smump 0
I bet you have had a dick in your mouth. Whats so ba about spit after that?
THE_A_TEEN 28
The human mouth is dirty. He used mouthwash, then he spit it back in the bottle. The liquid contains all bits of food-stuff and plaque(sp?), and mouth shit. Why do you compare using used mouthwash to oral sex?