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BloodFaerie Cleveland, United States

Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML

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OP here and I find it really funny that the people without a frickin' sense of humour are calling *me* stupid. (Not to mention when said assholes appear to be illiterate...) Yes, I know it is probably going to eat it - seeing as next time I went in there the spider had gotten smart enough to stop and wrap up its dinner to make it easier to carry, lol. (Problem solving abilities now? hmmmmmm lol) And, let's see... I was obviously in college at one point, so I would hope some of you would realize that means I'm educated. Please learn to take a joke. I'm just happy I finally got an FML accepted. And, of all of them it was a joke about one spider carrying off a "wounded comrade". And I saw someone did allude to the fact I must have left the dead one as a warning to the others. Muahahahahaha. *AND* maaaaybe this was a carefully staged display on their part to turn the tables and send *ME* a warning that they won't be dealt with so easily - that there are always MORE. *shudders* Finally, the reason there are so many spiders? I live in the basement of this house out in rural North Georgia and this scene took place in the bathroom in the back corner of said basement. So... the spiders love it there.

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It was going to eat it.

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Aliiisthoughts 0

Rise of the planet spider.

You think too much, OP

In reality, it was probably just going to eat it.

I think he knows that

They want revenge for all there spider brothers and sisters we killed!!

Hopefully you won't be around for that. Invest in a lot of pesticides.

I don't think caring for the dead and dragging your fellow spider's corpse away to eat it are the same thing

If I'm thinking correctly certain species of spiders will kill their mate immediately after breeding, so you may indeed be taken over

That or.....SPIDER ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE! Good luck sleeping.

Maybe it was going to eat it?

It was probably planning to eat it.