Today, I saw a large spider carry away the body of a dead spider in the bathroom. In my anthropology class, we learned one of the first signs of civilization is caring for the dead. First, they become civilized, and next, they take over. I will never sleep again. FML
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BloodFaerie 21
OP here and I find it really funny that the people without a frickin' sense of humour are calling *me* stupid. (Not to mention when said assholes appear to be illiterate...) Yes, I know it is probably going to eat it - seeing as next time I went in there the spider had gotten smart enough to stop and wrap up its dinner to make it easier to carry, lol. (Problem solving abilities now? hmmmmmm lol) And, let's see... I was obviously in college at one point, so I would hope some of you would realize that means I'm educated. Please learn to take a joke. I'm just happy I finally got an FML accepted. And, of all of them it was a joke about one spider carrying off a "wounded comrade". And I saw someone did allude to the fact I must have left the dead one as a warning to the others. Muahahahahaha. *AND* maaaaybe this was a carefully staged display on their part to turn the tables and send *ME* a warning that they won't be dealt with so easily - that there are always MORE. *shudders* Finally, the reason there are so many spiders? I live in the basement of this house out in rural North Georgia and this scene took place in the bathroom in the back corner of said basement. So... the spiders love it there.
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notyobitch 0
It was going to eat it.
Redoxx_fml 22
Spiderman spiderman friendly neighborhood spiderman
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SoultheWolf 19
You're a moron... psiders carry other bugs/spiders corpses as a way of food, especially if they've just ad babies.
Zacholicious 15
"psiders"
Zacholicious 15
Next time you incorrectly call someone a moron, at least take a quick spellcheck. It'll make you look slightly less incompetent.
irishboy352 0
Oh god **** no. Now we all die
amore1222 3
Awwww
3040evan 2
You're about as dumb as they come.
hipsterhunter 9
Not sleeping only worsens the problem; the average person consumes 8 spiders in their lifetime whilst unconscious. OP needs to do their share to prevent an uprising!
javankipp 11
This is a urban myth and is completely untrue.
RufusBarbarossa 13
Correct the actual number is more like 20-30
mightymart 5
Actually I'm pretty sure that it wanted to eat it!
braheem 5
lmao
tman4318 3
While I was reading this a spider was on me.I was really scared its like it knew
j3ebrules 13
It's ok. It'll probably eat the corpse.
kirdypie 14
It could have just been taking it off to eat it or something.