Today, I saw a group of attractive guys at the mall. One of them looked exactly like a friend, so I decided to take a picture. Trying to be discreet, I put my phone up to my ear as if I was making a phone call, and pressed the capture button. The flash went off. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was out on a date with a guy. His hot co-worker came to have a beer with us, and I knew my best friend would think he was gorgeous. I wanted to take a picture of him without knowing, so I tried to hold up my phone and pretend to be texting. The flash went off. FML
Today, I tried to discreetly check my reflection using my phone screen during a meeting. Instead, I opened my front camera and took a selfie with the flash on. Everyone looked. I smiled like it was intentional. It was not. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of a cute guy sitting across from me on a train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just smirked at me, clearly aware of what had just happened. FML
Today, I tried to take a subtle picture of a cute guy reading at a café. My phone flash went off. He looked up, made direct eye contact, and said, “You could’ve just asked.” I packed up my stuff and left immediately. FML
Today, I was trying to take a sneaky picture of the cute guy sitting across from me on the train. My phone’s flash went off. I panicked, dropped my phone, and then had to awkwardly stand up to retrieve it while he just stared at me, clearly aware of what had happened. FML
Today, my friend asked me to send her a picture of my crush. I've never talked to him so I had to take the picture without him knowing. My flash was on. FML
Today, I was at an amusement park with friends. We wanted to get a picture of all four of us, so we asked a nice-looking man to take it for us on my brand-new iPhone 6s. He took something. Unfortunately, it wasn't a picture. FML
Today, I tried to secretly take a photo of a cute guy on the train. I forgot my flash was on. He looked straight at me, smirked, and said, “If you wanted my picture, you could’ve just asked.” I got off three stops early. FML
Today, I was taking a group shot with my friends when I asked a stranger to take the picture for us. He backed up and told us to squish closer together, and when he was at least 20 feet away, he turned and ran off with my camera. FML
Today, I was at the mall with a couple of friends when we saw a couple of cute boys. I made eye contact with the cutest one. Flustered, I giggled, only to send a wad of snot flying out of my nose. FML
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Top comments
Italiae 7
Ooooh ninja moves right there...
flockz 20
laugh hysterically and run away. it will fit your creeper vibes.
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Comments (126)
Dalliance 4
No one's said it yet, so I will: it's "discreet", not "discrete". Come on, mods.
Sirin_fml 47
Both are correct.
BIGmoney107 0
Nice going hot stuff.
macdaddymady 8
Drop it like it's hot and RUN.
LuckyTxMade 0
Run forest run!
uniongirl02 0
Creeps these days..
LuckyTxMade 0
Wonder if it made the loud old school picture sound? ....then the flash finish it off
wolffire222 5
Lmfao!! Nice one OP.
victo890 11
Ninja!! XD ! Did he notice ??!!
GVirdi 11
Oh no not at all
leadman1989 16
A picture is worth a thousand words... this one is worth only one. FAIL :p
leadman1989 16
Lol... pictures are still invaluable in most circles. Hence says like pics or it didn't happen and pics or GTFO! They and vids are recession proof people are always gonna want to see a fat guy get hit in the nuts!
mcmayo16 4
woooow timmy!
emosk8er4life 0
hey baby wanna make a movie with that Camera of yours?
4ugu4 7
Who's the creeper now...?