Anonymous
United States
Today, I received the "employee of the month" title from the job I was fired from last week. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
United States
Today, I won employee of the month. I was then fired for being late. FML
damngurl
Make your minds up
Today, I got fired. Yesterday was my birthday and I was told I was getting a promotion. FML
Anonymous
United States
Nice meeting you
Today, my boss finally pronounced my name correctly. My name was then followed by the words, "You're fired." FML
FUCK
Chicago, United States
Today, I won an award for Employee of the Month. Shocked, I asked my boss if he'd gotten my name mixed up or something. He had. FML
Anonymous
France
Today, my boss got a promotion and I got laid off. FML
Anonymous
Kundan, India
Today, my boss was fired by the board. A few days ago, he dropped several strong hints that he was going to promote me soon. FML
unemployed
The Colony, United States
Today, the store I work at got shut down and I got let go. Three days ago I got a promotion and a raise. FML
Anonymous
Seattle, United States
Scapegoat
Today, I was told I was being fired from my job after "5 months for poor performance." I helped lead my team to the highest possible success they’ve had the last 4 years. FML
Schuyler Davis
You're fired!
Today, my employer fired me, less than a week before I could become permanent full-time staff. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
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marmlr339 14
How do they explain that?
expertsmilee 26
You must be a damn good employee to one up the employees that are still...you know...employed.
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AholeCop 11
They probably fired you because you were making everybody else look like a terrible employee by comparison.
TheTallPerson 3
You know what they say, better late than never. Haha
Thelic 3
That's some skill there, got employee of the month and not employed with the anymore. I would park in the "employee of the month" parking spot if I where you. If they as questions just whip out that paper :)
dunebro 15
I clicked 'you deserved it' because I think you really deserved the 'Employee of the Month' title.
IW_RIOT 7
I guess they're trying to compensate you on the loss of your job.
charlieo88 3
Employee of the month, that will make an interesting talking point on the resume.
perdix 31
Things got so much better after you left, they had to let you know. Unfortunately, they didn't have a "Ding, Dong, the Witch is Dead!" Award to hand out, so they gave you what they had.
shredtk 0
I got employee of the month the day before I quit. Not quite the same thing but anyway...
fatalwish 6
talk about insult to injury thats so lame lol.
outoftown 27
Looks like your old workplace was quite disorganized, OP. Hope the award ups your chances of getting a new job quickly.