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iKaite United Kingdom

Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML

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rofl, dont worry I told him off and sent him to bed without cake.

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Lol. Guess you still are a drug dealer. You're the legal drug dealer!

pharmacist...the politically correct drug dealer

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You are a drug dealer... one that deals out drugs much worse than your average "blue collar" dealer.

hahahaha. kids say the say the craziest things

OP spelled 'apparently' wrong. :P

You are a drug dealer, you just happen to trade for the most powerful cartels around.

You are a drug dealer ha, ha deal with it : )

+1 for the "you are a drug dealer" group. You ARE, and one of the worst kinds: a legal one...

should be your FML then!

Essentially true

Stay_Fly_Shy 0

lol omg the kid mustve heard that somewhere. I can't imagine a child referring to medicine as drugs lol. but you know your life isn't necessarily ******, just a misunderstanding.

Where's bill Cosby when you need him!?