iKaite
United Kingdom
Today, I received a phone call from my son's school. Apparently, for the past week he has been telling everyone "mummy works as a drug dealer." I'm a pharmacist. FML
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BlueTwist89 0
Lol. Guess you still are a drug dealer. You're the legal drug dealer!
lolfmlfail 0
pharmacist...the politically correct drug dealer
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CallMeHush 1
That shovel is fairly busy today.
txgirl09 5
Not an FML just a cute kids not understanding what mommy does situation.
jane99 0
Oh, so you're a 'street pharmacist.'
lane4 1
technically he's right. lmao
ragsy 7
What was the school going to do, give you detention?
lolfmlfail 0
pharmacist...the politically correct drug dealer
ah_satan87 0
when i was in primary school, my mum used to work in a bank and being 6 i described my mums job as one where she got to see how much money everyone has ... unbeknown to me at the time my teacher was actually and account holder at the bank she worked at and filed a report claiming my mum was looking at account balances all because a 6 year olds idea of the world operates a little differently to a 40 year old womans!
CyclonePsycho 1
Really? Wow. Just... wow.
ah_satan87 0
hand on heart ... i still can't believe how much of a d-bag she was
sparxva 12
Just tell them to keep out a yo bidniz or u gonna bust a cap in dey ... uh, nevermind.
ragsy 7
ah_satan87--that's terrible! When did teachers become the Gestapo?
ah_satan87 0
obviously the same time they started taking everything a 6 year old says as given ... so in that case why don't we fly and do dinosaurs not inhabit the earth anymore!?! lol
protooler31 0
Pharmacist, drug dealer....tomato, tomahto.
neon_shoes 0
haha