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retromermaid Pittsburgh, United States

Today, I received a package in the mail. It was a workout and weight-loss plan that I ordered last week. I finished an entire pizza and pint of ice-cream as I read the guidelines. FML

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Update: I have started the plan today, and it's been a great workout and a good meal plan so far. Thanks for the support and laughs!

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tacopandaroo 12

You can always start tomorrow.

No mortal can withstand the powerful temptations of pizza.

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how is this even not your fault?

It is the ops fault. He deserves both ratings.

Definently a YDI if you're trying to lose weight you need diet and exercise not just exercise

Well at least you read the guide lines. Now that you know them, start them tomorrow.

nothing wrong with that...I ate a litre of vanilla icecream watching an episode of suits

0d987f6t54gu321 4

Who's fault is that? There's this little thing called self-control. Use it.

Keep on going, and stick to a small scoop or a slice at a time as you keep on working out.

Well, OP, you had to get that energy to work out from SOMEWHERE.

Sounds like you don't need a health plan, just that you need to eat it moderation! Good luck with it though!