retromermaid
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I received a package in the mail. It was a workout and weight-loss plan that I ordered last week. I finished an entire pizza and pint of ice-cream as I read the guidelines. FML
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tacopandaroo 12
You can always start tomorrow.
JapanMetalFan170 16
No mortal can withstand the powerful temptations of pizza.
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ValleyHockey12 14
hey, there's always tomorrow to start
Llama_Face89 34
It's a little thing called self control...
Balanar 6
Lol that's pretty funny. Consider it your cheat meal. Your guidelines will tell you that you're allowed one, maybe two cheat meals a week, where you can eat whatever you like, so you don't go crazy from all the dieting. Just pick a day to begin and go for it. Good luck though. It takes a lot of determination and discipline to see a workout plan through from start to finish.
someguyhere 12
Self control and everything in moderation. There is no way your hungry the entire time your ate those, so make sure to lower your food intake to nothing larger than you fist or fist in a half if your a larger person and I am not talking fat. Larger as in 6'2", 226lb and live a active life style. Cut out ALL FAST FOOD!
fmlrulesBolt 14
That's why you work out then eat balance it out
ShenaniganNinja 20
Once you start working out you'll feel too guilty to eat bad food. Also, get a calorie tracking app like My Fitness Pro. Losing weight and getting healthy is hard, and I understand the difficulty of cutting out bad eating. Keep your head up. It's not easy, but it will be worth it.
77_A_77 4
And now you know how to work it off :)