retromermaid
Pittsburgh, United States
Today, I received a package in the mail. It was a workout and weight-loss plan that I ordered last week. I finished an entire pizza and pint of ice-cream as I read the guidelines. FML
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tacopandaroo 12
You can always start tomorrow.
JapanMetalFan170 16
No mortal can withstand the powerful temptations of pizza.
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iceking53 8
least you started by reading the instructions
CBJAllDay 10
Hopefully it works fast
keiNan_fml 35
keep up the diet plan
spoo 24
You may have more luck with a dieting partner
apk892 7
So I'm guessing the first few things in the guidelines were "everything in moderation" and "exercise self control", weren't they?
Clawsified 6
It might help if you start eating healthy.
retromermaid 12
Update: I have started the plan today, and it's been a great workout and a good meal plan so far. Thanks for the support and laughs!
Arwen_Evenstar 37
Congrats, that's further than most people get. One big thing, if you go off track and binge, just start fresh the next day. Beating yourself up never solves anything :)
0d987f6t54gu321 4
Wah. You have the power to make decisions for yourself. If you don't make the right ones, it's your own fault.
MRSwick2525 23
Easy there killer. OP started the plan!!
captainsmegma 12
May I suggest the beer and jelly donut diet. 1 beer and 1 jelly donut for breakfast. 2 for lunch. 3 for dinner. Your snacks should be donut holes as they by definition have no calories.
lazyslumber 18
Tomorrow never dies