Today, I received a late Christmas present from my estranged father. I was really excited, having neither seen nor heard from him in nearly two years. It was a $200 gift card for a store that only exists in Canada. I don't live in Canada. Not even close. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I received the Christmas gift I bought for my sister in the mail. I also received a nearly $200 bill for shipping fees, taxes, etc. for a $50 blanket from Canada. FML
Today, I finally got a Christmas gift, a calligraphy set, for my father that I have been looking for for a month. My dad came home happily with the same calligraphy set today, saying that he surprised himself for Christmas. He got it cheaper than me. FML
Today, my estranged father, with whom I haven't spoken in years, called me and demanded to know where his Father's Day gift was. FML
Today, my father came back from a business trip in Canada. He handed me an "I Love Canada" pen. He brought back an Xbox 360 for my younger brother. FML
Today, I found a gift card under my bed that I lost a few months ago for $400 to a store that went out of business last week. FML
Today, I gave over $100 to my online friend in presents for Christmas, only to find out he can't use any because of his strict parents. FML
Today, I opened my Christmas present from my parents. I got a road-side assistance package. I don't own a vehicle, and I don't even have a driver's license. FML
Today, nearly Christmas, my dad got mad because I don't have enough money for holiday festivities. I can't afford things because I haven't gotten my paycheck yet. I work for my dad. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to give me my Christmas present early because he's going to his grandparents' house for Christmas and won't see me. I was excited, until I unwrapped a sweater that I left there a month ago. FML
Today, my Dad came home with a $500 jacket that he'd bought himself for Christmas. I'd bought him the same one, and it's non refundable. FML
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Top comments
midoridoll 3
Internet? The store could have a website you could order from
amii_boi 0
Ship it to me :P
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stamperdt 3
Ever heard of a little thing called the Internet?
silentbutfunny 0
No, what is this, so called, "internet"? Never heard of it before. Going to google it.
Liimitless 6
What's google?
gntfmlingnow 12
I'm decently sure he's heard of the Internet from his posting this on a website. But maybe that's just a fluke.
silentbutfunny 0
84 - google it
Monkeybuttcream 4
Not sure what a "google" is- bing can't find it, then again, bing can't find shit.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
128, I can find shit. Get back to me in a couple of hours if you need some.
seriouslythat 6
Most stores have a website so you can shop online so maybe you can search and see if the store has a website.
iFizzgig 11
See if they have a Internet store
vwjunkie747 0
Try the Internet
ICATiger 13
Still he spent $200 on you so be happy!!
mserrato 8
At least you got a gift
M0rt 0
Canadians, eh?
ICATiger 13
Don't mock them cause they make your bacon!!
silentbutfunny 0
No i mock them cause they are french, therfore their women are hairy.
giowu 0
Trolled by ur dad lawll
ICATiger 13
They see me trolling they hating....
Badab1ng 5
Rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white and troll-y
bubo_fml 11
Tell that commie pinko hippie draft dodgin' Dad of yours to send a postal order next time!!
seeb49 7
Republican?
laden_swallow09 35
55 - No. Mental ward patient.
gntfmlingnow 12
I think he was trolling. Not sure.
seeb49 7
Me or 22? Because if you're talking about me I don't see where you would've detected trolling. Its a reasonable comment. I've honestly never met a Republican that doesn't use that kind of rhetoric.
seeb49 7
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TheSvoloch 5
"I don't live in Canda." There's something wrong with that statement...