Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML
Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
responses 0
Wincest!
twilightdogstar 1
I can see how this could happen. I have a large extended family, with a ton of cousins I've never met, and a few of them have added me on Facebook. Although calling her "cutie" is definitely a bit of a facepalm moment.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (111)
eatitbastard 0
as long as you did not wack off to the pict first, you'll be fine!
OceanMinded 0
I guess it's not only in West Virginia but it's in Texas too...
zman1422 3
I thought it was Arkansas
DJuan 0
it is Arkansas , but some people are dumbasses and think it applies to any southern state he can think of. hey guy, quit being an illinformed dick
OceanMinded 0
hey d bag ok 1 get the **** out of the history books this isnt the civil war era... Southern states are actually phyiscally south now, (shocking huh?) Fl is just basically on its own demographicaly 2.. Correction its actually Ky so dont try to act all smart n shit. ANNNNNNND WV has its fair share...
cass1_l0ve 13
Okay ya know, I'm a Texan and you really might not want to talk bout my state like that k? Cause I guarantee people ALL OVER THE STATES have moments like that. So watch your mouth.
MrBoredomioo 18
Last I checked, the jokes are always about Texas
jess183xp 1
YDI for not knowing your own cousin
THESTONEDDUDE 13
OP YOUR DUMB HUH?
Shaggy_92 5
are you from Arkansas?
voodoopandaa 0
Shouldn't you know your own cosin's name, even if you didn't recognise her?
cass1_l0ve 13
Not necessary. I don't even know the names of ANY of my cousins on my moms side and half my Dads side. My parents don't even mention them. So my cousin could move next door and I would be best friends with them and never even know they were family
Jonscarl 0
thats why you ask first if you know them then use cutie
W4X 0
Cauckleh.
20waffleater10 0
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! lol
underpaid011 0
at least you can look forward to the next family reunion!