Today, I received a friend request on Facebook. I didn't know her, but she was cute, so I accepted the request. After looking at her pictures, I sent her a message saying "What's up cutie, do I know you?". She responded "Yes, I'm your cousin". FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to my ex. This afternoon I notice that they had accepted, and had left a message for me in my inbox. Asking how they knew me. FML
Today, I saw an adorable girl at the bar and I went to talk to her. I decided to use my cheesiest pick up line to make her laugh. After I said it, she knew who I was. It was my cousin I hadn't seen in 8 years. FML
Today, I received a friend request on Facebook from a girl I've had a crush on for a while. As I was about to accept it, it vanished. She explained later that she clicked on my name by accident, and didn't actually want to be friends at all. FML
Today, I found an old friend of mine on Facebook. After adding her, I suggested friends for her. She ended up adding every single one I added, but not me. I later saw her ask one of those friends who the hell I was and how I knew all of them. We used to eat lunch together everyday. FML
Today, I found out the girl I hit on at the store I work at is my second cousin. FML
Today, I got my first Facebook friend request in 4 months. I also got a message in my inbox. The message said: "Sorry, I thought you were someone else. Just ignore my friend request." FML
Today, my coworker asked me to add her on Facebook. She has a common name, so I picked the one I thought was her. After no response for a while, I asked for the right spelling. She saw the one I thought was her and said, “I can’t believe you thought I was that ugly.” She wasn't joking. FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, while over at a friend's house, I saw a framed picture of a young African boy on her fridge. I asked, "Oh, is this one of those kids you adopt from third world countries? My grandma does that too." She responded, "What do you mean? That's my cousin." FML
Today, I checked Facebook, only to find out that my close cousin is now married. When I looked at the pictures, I saw that my whole family was there - including my sister, mother and father. I was the only one who wasn't invited. FML
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responses 0
Wincest!
twilightdogstar 1
I can see how this could happen. I have a large extended family, with a ton of cousins I've never met, and a few of them have added me on Facebook. Although calling her "cutie" is definitely a bit of a facepalm moment.
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dearadelaide 0
That's why you don't start a conversation with things like "cutie", "hottie", "babe" or any of that shit. It's creepy anyway, but now your cousin will be sure to carry a ball bat or some pepper spray to the next family reunion. Way to go, champ.
whoisthisgirl 4
ha fail
CelticxCutie 0
if you go to west Virginia or some crazy state they'll probably let y'all get married-hell, some of the people down here in Texas are probably cousins, so y'all wouldn't stand out or anything :D just an idea. :D
pdp_fml 21
Watch it, cousins can become kissin' cousins if you are not careful.
wtfsnickers 1
well now you don't have to find a date just keep in the family. easier to go across the hall then down the street.
HardHaunted 0
Damn lol ,,
ally4 0
incest is best :)
ally4 0
incest is best :)
gegco101 0
tts wat happend with me and my cousin fml :(
xxxhumpydumpyxx 1
hit it and quit it... lmao