Today, I received a call from the company I applied to, only to have my father pick it up and make fun of the man's accent. They won't call me back or take any of my calls, and my dad is completely unapologetic. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I called my dad, because I haven't spoken to him in a while, and I wanted to invite him to my graduation in May. When he picked up, I said, "Hey, how have you been, dad?" He scoffed, "Wrong number" and hung up the phone. FML
Today, being jobless and all, I tried calling my dad for a job after my many years of pride. He invited me to an interview to compete against 10 people, probably more qualified than I am. FML
Today, I checked my inbox and realized I got an email from a potential employer, saying they were having trouble getting a hold of me by phone. They called while my mom was using my phone to look up directions to a place, and she answered, kindly hanging up when they asked for me. FML
Today, I got a missed call from my dad, who hasn't talked to me in months and has vowed not to have anything to do with me. I called him back excitedly and apologized for missing his call, and we had a 20-second conversation about how his phone accidentally dialed my number. FML
Today, I got a call from the only company that asked me to come in for an interview of the many applications I submitted. I answered it even though I was at my current job. My boss heard and chewed me out. The call was to cancel the interview since the position was filled. FML
Today, after my dad got frustrated at me last month for not having a job and completely taking over my job searching, claiming it’s not that hard and he’d show me how it’s done. Since then, not one company has called or emailed him back and he doesn’t know why. Welcome to job searching in 2024, Dad. FML
Today, I missed multiple calls from the company I applied to. That was the supervisor calling, wanting to hire me. I then remembered my idiotic voicemail I made months ago where I pretended to answer and say stupid stuff for 5 minutes. I don't think I'm going to get the job. FML
Today, I found out why the only business in town that operates in my chosen industry won’t hire me. Several months ago, my father antagonised the owner, bringing up my name in the process. I haven’t spoken to the man in five years. FML
Today, I was at the fish store asking if they were hiring. My stepdad decided to humiliate me by screaming at them repeatedly that I'm a good person and that I deserve the job. FML
Today, after months of job searching, I finally got a call about one of my applications. I wasn't able to answer it, but he left a voicemail. I've listened to it over and over, and I can't understand the contact information. He called from a restricted number. FML
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Top comments
lajaynay 15
Shitty of your dad to do that, unprofessional for the company to hold that against you. Maybe you're better off.
Mirorbo 27
I didn't know 5 year olds were capable of having kids.
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Comments (95)
MackenzieWells 0
Bad April Fools joke??
thatguyyx 4
See, that's why I give potential employers my cell phone and not my home phone...
Orion1434 5
17-Don't jump the gun, you've still got 2 days left.
kirstyannemiller 4
Your father is a dick
alphaskater09 9
Use a boxcutter to slit your dads neck.
MrGroovy28 7
Your father is not the sharpest tool in the shed. You should start to use your mobile device as the phone to call in reference to job applications. At least you know not to follow his footsteps and make better decisions. Hopefully something else comes your way.
linnie_wesker 20
Go there in person, and say he's mentally ill or something.
KatieKupcake4195 9
Parents can really screw things up sometimes.
shaka_Z_0929007 10
That is when you scream at your dad and screw up something with his job. Everyone gets even and everyones lives can go back to normal. Problem solved
snoebay88 3
Tell dad your never leaving the basement and you want a raise in your allowance !