anon
Washougal, United States
Today, I rear ended a cop while talking on my cell phone. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
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airborne
United States
Today, I saw someone drive recklessly as if they were drunk. When I called the cops, I got pulled over by another cop for talking on my cell phone. FML
really_now
Reno, United States
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Today, I was driving when I noticed that the guy in front was on the phone. I pulled up next to him, pulled out my phone and I made a gesture that he needed to put his phone away. It was a cop. I got a ticket for driving while on my cell phone. FML
shit
United States
Today, I accidentally rear-ended an undercover police car. FML
KobraKommander
France
Today, I rear-ended a car while I was texting about the accident ahead which was causing all the traffic. FML
rammedbehind
United States
Today, I was driving to work when a state trooper rammed into my car from behind, because he was on the cell phone and not paying attention. He gave me a ticket for "Failure to control speed to avoid a crash." FML
calling_while_driving
United States
Today, while driving, I got a call on my cell phone. Trying to be safe and avoid an accident, I pulled into the nearest parking lot before answering. While I was turning in to park, someone rear-ended me. FML
tramplily
United States
Today, I was driving home and got a phone call from my mom. She called to tell me that there was a cop at the bottom of our hill, and to be careful. I got a ticket for talking on my cell phone while driving. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was driving to work. I saw a cute boy in the car next to me. To try and look cool, I pretended I was talking on my cell phone. I got pulled over and got a ticket for using my cell phone while driving. FML
AE86Turbo
United States
Today, I saw a car swerving in front of me on the freeway, so I whipped out my cell to report the DUI. As soon as it started ringing, I see police lights in my rear view and got slapped with a ticket for using a cell phone while driving. After explaining why, the officer said, "Nice try." FML
sadinseattle
United States
Today, I was driving on the freeway when I get a call from my friend explaining that our two best friends died in a car accident. I pulled over in hysterics and a cop came to see what was wrong. I explained what happened and he gave me a ticket for talking on the phone while driving. FML
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Awahso 25
There is no way you do not deserve it.
BBGxBlondie 6
Sorry, you totally deserve it.
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Comments (296)
silentblack 0
No phone no wrecks
monkeymofo 3
You should be in jail for texting while driving!
lolufatfuck 2
lol wats rong with u thats stupid oh i no ur fat. ydi
melantysaurus 3
You are a *******, OP . What if that'd been a kid in a pram?
Purrfect 9
I don't want to live on this planet any more.
chevy44448888 1
Today, I rear-ended a cop car while texting, drinking, smoking and in possession of a fire arm after just getting released from prison
fmlmaymay 0
That is illegal in most states dood
Go_Away_141998 4
I bet you're going to do it again, but drunk. Do. Not. Procreate. There are enough idiots driving around talking on their phones already.
pandalover00 0
Great job smart one!
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Yeah you deserve it times a zillion. I despise people who talk or text on their cell phones while driving - not a single one of them can do both no matter how much they say they can. I've seen enough idiots doing just that to know this fact. Serves you right for hitting a cop car, I hope he gave you a major ticket and took your license away. We don't need dumbasses like you driving on the road. And if you're a female, thanks a lot for adding to the statistics of women who can't drive, thus making us all look bad (I'm a female and a very good/safe driver, never been in an accident and never use any technology while driving).