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sydstreet Dallas, United States

Today, I realized there is nothing quite like having your mother be too hungover to open presents on Christmas morning. FML

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sydstreet 9

My mother is an alcoholic who refuses help. She gets drunk and violent so I'll try not to sue her over that! thanks pal I feel so much better!!!!

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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mealsonwheels 12

Merry Christmas!

DocBastard 40

For Christmas you should give her aspirin, water, Alka Seltzer, and a bucket.

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Comments (68)

Monii_Harlz 11

Hahaha I had the exact same problem on Christmas, my entire family woke up hungover! Was terrible but funny

bella_bunz0415 10

For x mas don't let anybody buy her present just an aa book mabey she'll get the hint,

pearl92 1

I'm so glad this has happened to someone other than me.

dachayke 16

Sell her presents on eBay, she'll be too hung over to notice.

Smurphs00 10

How was she on the morning of New Year's Day?

DumbledoreDies1 11

Who would say OP deserves this?