Today, I realized how much I'm on the computer. I tried to "CTRL+Z" on something I wrote down on my paper. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, I realized I spend way too much time on the computer. I grabbed the menu at the restaurant, glanced at the page, and tried to do CTRL+F to find seafood. Geek coming through! FML
Today, I was writing my rough draft of an essay, and I forgot how to spell a word. I waited for auto correct to help. I was writing on paper. FML
Today, I got angry at my computer, and instead of bashing my keyboard with my fists, I bashed my face on the keyboard. It REALLY hurt. FML
Today, while at work taking notes on a pad of paper, my boss witnessed me trying to scroll down on the paper, as if it was a touch-screen phone. FML
Self-care
Today, I was frustrated at work so to have fun, I wrote an email to myself saying that I was great and loved myself and should relax. I used all different colors and fonts. Instead of hitting "delete", I hit "print" without realizing. My manager got it out of the printer and put it on my desk. FML
Classic rookie mistake
Today, I was taking a test and thought I was doing great until I realized I was writing all my answers on the question paper, not the answer sheet. By the time I noticed, there were only five minutes left. FML
Thanks, Bill
Today, I was busy writing my English final paper and all of a sudden my computer just chose to freeze. I thought Microsoft Word would save it, but alas, 4 pages down the dumpster. Plus my earphones stopped working and I can't afford to buy a new pair. FML
Today, I was writing out palm cards and didn't know if I'd spelled a word correctly, so I stared at it for about 10 seconds waiting for spell check to tell me if it was right or not before I realised I was writing on paper. FML
Brain worms
Today, I was so tired at work that I typed out "wherehouse" instead of "warehouse" in a document shared with my co-workers. It took me several seconds to realize why the heck the spell checker had underlined "wherehouse" in red. FML
This ain't it chief
Today, I was logging into my work computer. My account became locked due to the many failed attempts at typing my password. Thinking I was alone, I said, “Fuck this shit” while dragging the keyboard off my desk. Turns out my supervisor was in the other room. I'd forgotten I'd changed my password the other day. FML
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Lisa89 3
I do the same :3. I try ans save my work as i'm painting (on canvas) then realize i don't need to :P.
Syn_fml 0
That's because you're an idiot.
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BLiNdZoRz 3
I don't blame you, I once tried to CTRL + F to find a DVD on my shelves.
xOpheliacx 0
hahaha I do that too. dont worry about it. not a big deal.
stanzskin 0
I hate to break the news to you, but you're a moron. If your brain cannot even tell the difference between writing and using a keyboard then you need to go ahead and get your tubes tied so you don't infest the rest of the world with greater numbers of morons. Don't adopt kids either, you will most likely, through moronic parenting, reduce the IQ of some poor child to your level.
morpher910 0
almost every day when i need to copy a question from a text book into my notebook i expect to see a shading go over the text and then magically pop into my notebook for me. lol. this is an mlia. not an fml dude. you're an idiot for not going on MLIA, because MLIA is way cooler.
mommmma 0
MLIA sucks. ahahaha. i've said LOL in a real conversation.
zmaro 0
this would be a good mlia
leksileks 0
Oh my god that hpnd to me today. I wanted to show my friend a funny text on my phone and opened my menu and went straight to the web browser by instinct.
your_mother 0
ahahahahaha i do that all the time.
HardcoreSlot 0
Ever wander around your house looking for somthing thinking to your self, "Real life needs a Ctrl+F"?
itissoyourfault 0
I wish I had so many computer commandsnin my life. Especially CTRL-Z and F. It's nothing to be ashamed about. But this really would be better on MLIA. It's pretty funny.
Voids 0
Fake. You just thought of that possibly happening, thought it was funny (it's not) and posted it here. dickweed.
kyleenstar 0
Obviously it happed to other people, so why assume that it's fake? And why do you have to say so? Why don't you just leave the FML for other people to enjoy and shut the hell up?