Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML
Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28
Be happy you don't have to deal with such trash anymore. Sorry though, OP. You should have let the man know what trash she is too!
Nicholas12 15
let the man know you were her boyfriend hopefully he dumps her and you dump her then she doesn't have anyone
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Comments (144)
secrecylies 2
She's just a piece of shit. Find something better.
crimsonlover4 31
I seriously hope you just saw your girlfriend's identical twin sister and her husband OP. Otherwise, FYL indeed :( Definitely need a follow-up!
Tymaster5 22
I wonder if she cheated on you or the husband.
worldclassrager 41
Hope the two years were good...on second thought I hope you don't have to remember them at all
korscrib 9
So sorry, OP! Hope you informed her husband and that you've found someone better.
SheTheOtaku 21
Ah man. Now you don't have to go through rejection later though.
annunaki_fml 11
should have told her to go die in a fuxking fire. then stick your tongue out at her. 1 door close, 2 open.
SMHsohard 22
Your mature and rational response is guaranteed to make her regret deceiving two people for two years. Stick your tongue out at her? Dafuq?
LennyComa 39
Look on the bright side, if you confronted her in front of her Husband she's gonna need to pay a for a Divorce Lawyer
Nordiclifestyle 3
So why didn't you just grab her, kiss her and ask her: "Hi hunny, who is this gentleman you are with here?" If she exits from the store with you then you know you have done something right during those two years. Then you can leave her or continue open relationship because she is not exactly marriage material.
Respect101 17
Men don't go "shopping" we go to the store. No, but on a serious note, that sucks. Sorry OP.