Today, I ran into my girlfriend by chance while out shopping. She looked different than usual. Maybe it was the wedding ring she was wearing, or how she had her arm around another gentleman, gee, I don't know. That's two years of my life wasted. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, I got home early from work at 2am to find my girlfriend of 5 years missing. Upon further inspection, I caught the "other man" dropping her off out front. So much for the engagement ring I bought for her. FML
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Today, I ran into an old friend of mine at the store. All was going fine, until she showed me her new fiancé. My now ex-boyfriend. FML
Today, my former fiancée, who I stopped seeing 5 months ago, married another guy. She wore the dress that I'd purchased for our would-be wedding. FML
Today, while at my ex-girlfriend's wedding, I had to hear her explain how she met the love of her life. This happened in the four years we were dating. FML
Today, while out with my family, I happened to run into "the one who got away." She smilingly introduced herself to my wife, who definitely noticed that she and our daughter share the same name. FML
Today, as I was waiting for my girlfriend in the street, I saw a woman who looked a lot like her. I ran towards her, my arms in the air ready to give her a hug, only to realise it wasn't her. I then had to pass the woman, my arms in the air, still running. FML
OK then
Today, my girlfriend found the engagement ring I'd bought. She looked at it and said, "This is pathetic. You shouldn't even bother." FML
Today, I went on my fifth date with my new girlfriend. Apparently, she was in such a rush while leaving work that she forgot to take off her wedding ring. FML
Today, it was the second anniversary of the day I met my girlfriend. I had to go to work, but I set an engagement ring and a letter on my pillow for when she woke up, and left breakfast for her on the counter. When I got home, she and all of her things were gone. FML
Today, I went on a 70-mile drive to the next town over to finally meet this beautiful girl I had talked to online. To my surprise, she looked exactly how she did in her pictures, minus the ring on her finger and the fiancé who wanted to punch me in the face. FML
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greeneyebeauty9 28
Be happy you don't have to deal with such trash anymore. Sorry though, OP. You should have let the man know what trash she is too!
Nicholas12 15
let the man know you were her boyfriend hopefully he dumps her and you dump her then she doesn't have anyone
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Comments (144)
fearlesscooldude 12
Hi
purple_kitty21 4
she just wasnt the one.
ivyupthewalls 4
**** cheating bitches!! All I gotta say
TheBurdenOfLife 9
I know how you feel. Something similar happened to me.
fmlrulesBolt 14
She is trash
iboard555 16
Hope you outed her in front of her husband!!
Dabombr 11
Ironically enough, be glad that wasn't a ring YOU gave her. FYL OP.
r0cks0 6
You should have said. "But you told me that I was the father", and walked away.
ostfaiz 18
ppl can give u lot of suggestions n to-do things, but what exactly u might hv felt only u n god can define...the mixed low feeling of love,hate,agony,betray,care,time... etc etc etc ... Flashback! :)
Chezzlova 5
Well shit...