Today, I put in my two-week notice. My boss responded by saying, "Okie dokie" and hanging up. Guess they were glad to be rid of me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I gave my two weeks notice at work. My boss sighed with relief and muttered, "Thank God." FML
Today, I handed in my 2 weeks notice, since I have to leave for college soon. My boss told me it was fine, then cut all my remaining shifts. FML
Today, I gave my boss two weeks notice for me leaving work, as I had received a better job offer with twice the pay. I thought he took it well until I heard him mutter under his breath, "About fucking time." FML
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Today, it was my last day at work. I was offered a better job and accepted. Not wanting to leave my present boss hanging, I asked for time to give notice. While I trained my replacement, the owner at the new job had time to think about how slow the season is, and he decided not to fill the position. FML
Today, I was offered my dream job. When I gave my current employer my 2+ weeks notice so they'd have time to find a replacement, I was told to pack up and leave immediately. Now I'm out a month's pay because I gave notice instead of just leaving. FML
Today, I got a phone call from my boss, who'd hired me after two months of waiting and begging for this position. A week into the job, the company is closing our store. FML
Today, after three weeks of my boss telling me how much he appreciates my hard work and has submitted my name up for a promotion, he called me into his office to announce I'm being laid off. FML
Today, my girlfriend gave me a two week notice for our relationship. FML
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Top comments
MandyO 15
What kind of response were you expecting?
Rogher 7
Was he supposed to say no?
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Comments (32)
cornyrob 33
He could have been in a bad or uncaring mood. Perhaps he's ready to quit himself.
Dictionaryspeaks 18
Onward and upward! Unless you were bluffing
Jayroc 18
That because you did it over the phone !?
MandieL 27
Always resign from a job in person, with a letter of resignation, or at the very least, with an email. It is not only more professional, but you have proof as to when you handed your notice in and when your last day is.
McFishFilet 9
YDI, you were obviously a bore to be around.
readingrachel 9
I got the same response when I quit my job
emilieanya 2
My boss just asked if I could work the following week.
Redgy22 26
If you're quitting, why do you care?
oxker 7
They were probably gonna fire you and you saved them a severance package.
ChopSuey444 20
Honestly having been in a position of having someone quit on me, there's not much else you can do. It's an annoying process to have to replace someone so "k" is about the only response to have. lol.