Today, I pulled up to the stoplight near my house. It was dark with no traffic and the car behind me kept edging closer and closer to me. I finally got fed up with waiting and the car and ran it. In fact, it was a cop and he was trying to read my license plate because the back light was out. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, after driving a few hours late at night I decided to entertain the car tailgating me by not letting him pass. After doing this for 3miles, reaching 93MPH, I decided to let the car pass me. When I switched lanes, the car tailgating me light up in red and blue. It was a cop. FML
Today, the car in front of me was going slow and I flashed my lights and honked. I floored it and passed the car, flipping off the driver. Just as I went around the next corner, I got pulled over by a motorcycle cop. A few seconds later, the guy I flipped off drove by honked and waved. FML
Today, I was tailgated by a car with his high beams on for an hour. Any time I changed my speed or lane, he would do the same. I finally managed to get away from him because a cop pulled me over and gave me a speeding ticket. FML
Today, a stoplight turned yellow as I was approaching it. I was about to go through but saw a cop, panicked, and slammed on the brakes. I ended up in the middle of the intersection and had to reverse. Soon the light turned green, and I stepped on the gas. My car was still in reverse. FML
Today, some aggressive asshole was tailgating me on my way home, bumping into me twice. I got scared and kicked my car into high gear and got out of there. Seconds later, a traffic cop came out of nowhere and pulled me over for speeding. FML
Today, I pulled up to an intersection behind a car waiting to turn left and we missed a whole set of lights. As I was getting frustrated that they weren’t going when the light was green, I realised I was waiting behind a parked car. FML
Today, I got rear ended. The guy flashed his lights at me to pull over, so I pulled into the side of the road. He drove away. FML
Today, I got pulled over for speeding and got a $200 ticket. After I pulled away, I decided to warn the next car about the cop up ahead by flashing my headlights. The next car was another cop. He didn't appreciate my "help". FML
Today, I pulled up next to my boyfriend at a stoplight. He was in the back of a police car. FML
Today, I pulled up to a red light. My ex was in the next car, and my car's windows are so tinted that you can't see through them, so I flipped him off. I was driving my mom's car. FML
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HanMan 0
Why didnt the cop have his lights on..?
ravinderkaler 0
you need to think things through. "oh my God hes gonna kill me by slowly edging closer to me!"
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Comments (96)
reset_button 0
#9: I think #4 meant his headlights (so he could read the license plate), not flashing lights. But in the end, YDI for the OP.
Barthez01 0
I don't think you are a fool for running a red light. But then what's MY opinion against thousands of others?
RagingClue 0
**** you OP. If a car was actually that close to you their lights wouldn't be in your mirror and it would be very obvious that it was a cop by the huge lightbar on his roof. YDI, AND FYL. FYL because you are so unimaginably stupid that you and your offspring will plague the gene pool for centuries to come.
ToastyXD 0
Another dumb idiot on FML -_- there are things called undercover cops you know??? they don't have anything on there car that gives them away as a cop.
Firetroop 0
Agrees with Toasty. I swear, a whole lot of you guys are going to die from a heart attack or something, always being this angry. Learn to think and see if the problem warrants your anger before dropping ten thousand f-bombs on them.
Sah_fml 0
your should have slammed on the brakes . haha
BaronW 0
Somebody needs to learn how to recognize crown vic headlights.
katiefershady 0
ugh. so fake. im sick of these fake ones! its so obvious it isnt real!!
fretforyerlatte 0
FYL that it was a cop. but YDI anyway, if someone is inching up on you, you don't go! that totally justifies their asshole behavior if you give them what they want. when someone's riding my ass, i slow down just to piss them off. at a light, maybe sit there a few seconds. i assure you, they will survive the delay.
Anarchy_fml 0
Ouch that sucks.
fretforyerlatte 0
oh and hey, we've all done some shady traffic maneuvers at one point or another. the first thing you do is look around for cops! it won't save you every time because sometimes they hide, but for god's sake, the cop was DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU.
Four 0
Why not just turn right?