Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I started a new internship. I couldn't do anything until I was trained, and I couldn't be trained until I had a login. I stared at a wall for three hours. FML
Today, I got a job offer and was asked to come in at 5am for training. I sat there for about 2 hours before giving up. I was at the wrong site. FML
Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML
Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML
Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML
Today, I tried to finish an essay, which is already overdue by 5 days. I know the longer I procrastinate, the longer the pain will last, but my brain is still not working and can't start to write. FML
Today, I fully intended to start going to the gym so I set my alarm an hour early so I could go before work and get it over with. Alas, when the alarm went off and I saw that horrible "5 a.m." on my phone, my brain put me straight back to sleep without my consent. I ended up being late for work. FML
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
Today, I've been making extremely good progress in my online class. Or at least… I was, until the deadline to complete it was suddenly pushed a whole month forward, causing me to be "behind." Then my teacher had the nerve to email me, telling me I needed to catch up. FML
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Top comments
mc4_fml 0
Soooo you are wastng more time on FML?
5t3ff1k4h 47
OP, think about it this way. It's 4am, you start work at 7am. You'll be done the training at approximately 530am. That still gives you an hour to get ready and a half hour for you to get there. Perfect timing!
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Comments (99)
Jimboom 12
Procrastination.. not only the thief of time but when it ***** you it never uses lube!
darko212 0
That's what you get when you THINK you know it all. Welcome to the real world of hard work, YDI.
triggerit 5
let it be your worst experience...
HeretoBlame 3
yep just learn from this experience, you cant always win when you are being lazy.
DocBastard 40
Remember, when you procrastinate you make a pro of crast and Nate. Wait, no...
moncheri1314 0
LOL 37
mattmalin11 0
Ass of u and me for assume? Either way your comment wins
nerdsgetmehot 23
I'd like to say F your life, OP, but honestly this is your fault. You procrastinated, thus you have to face the consequences. Have fun at work! ;)
ILoveJace01 0
Even though it's your fault for procrastinating, I understand what you're feeling. I procrastinate all the time. Goodluck!
like_its_ya_bday 0
um I don't see the fml..
like_its_ya_bday 0
so the person is stupid and doesn't do what they need to so it's an fml? I haven't seen a good fml in a while just a bunch of cry babies and yes wtf?
GhostPhoenix 5
Are you retarded?
sweetTnt_fml 0
U ova SCUPID!!
misfitSuperStar 0
The only possible positive is you'll remember the training because you just finished it. Or you'll fall asleep within the first hour and end your day at the unemployment office.
jetco89 0
I didn't know burger king made u do online training.