Today, I procrastinated on doing my on-line training for my new job. Thinking it would only take a few hours to complete, I started it in the early evening. It is now almost 4 am, and I start my new job in 3 hours. There is still about another hour and a half on on-line training left. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I started a new internship. I couldn't do anything until I was trained, and I couldn't be trained until I had a login. I stared at a wall for three hours. FML
Today, I got a job offer and was asked to come in at 5am for training. I sat there for about 2 hours before giving up. I was at the wrong site. FML
Today, I got up early because I had a bunch of work to do. It's now 11:50 p.m and I still haven't managed to get anything done. FML
Today, I was starting a new job and I didn't want to be late, so I took a train that left earlier than normal, just to make sure I'd be on time. Turns out, the earlier train wasn't an express train, and made it to my stop 12 minutes after my usual one did. I was late for work. FML
Today, by request from my new boss, I came into work over an hour early to finish some backed-up filing. This seemed like a great opportunity to earn some extra overtime pay. After spending an hour and half filing, I realized I hadn't clocked in for the day. FML
Today, I tried to finish an essay, which is already overdue by 5 days. I know the longer I procrastinate, the longer the pain will last, but my brain is still not working and can't start to write. FML
Today, I fully intended to start going to the gym so I set my alarm an hour early so I could go before work and get it over with. Alas, when the alarm went off and I saw that horrible "5 a.m." on my phone, my brain put me straight back to sleep without my consent. I ended up being late for work. FML
Today, I realised just how badly I procrastinate because I wanted to take a nap before going out for a friend's birthday, but I kept putting it off until I simply didn't have the time. FML
Today, I had so much to do, I didn't know where to start. So I didn't. FML
Today, I've been making extremely good progress in my online class. Or at least… I was, until the deadline to complete it was suddenly pushed a whole month forward, causing me to be "behind." Then my teacher had the nerve to email me, telling me I needed to catch up. FML
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Top comments
mc4_fml 0
Soooo you are wastng more time on FML?
5t3ff1k4h 47
OP, think about it this way. It's 4am, you start work at 7am. You'll be done the training at approximately 530am. That still gives you an hour to get ready and a half hour for you to get there. Perfect timing!
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Comments (99)
fistnazal 10
in the wise words of Christopher Farley... "QUIT PLAYIN WITH'YER DINGY!" "procastinanting" ...is THAT what kids are callin it these days? lol
why_did_i_say_so 0
it doesnt count when you are masturbating
2igutierrez31 2
thts why u should have done it b4 hand
bailes_o_hay 0
good observation
CitrusGirl 0
then get off of fml and get working idiot
Brave_Sir_Robin 4
Red Bull - it gives you wings!! 5 Hour Energy - hours of energy now, no crash later Mix them both together - painting your ass-crack with a toothbrush and blue pastels before passing out and dying from heart complications.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
I actually lol'ed, BSR. :)
DerFuhrer33 0
Unfortunately, that's what happens when you wait until the last second. I used to always do my homework in the morning before school. YDI OP but I'm sure you can make it happen. Better chug that energy drink on the way there
D_Train 2
Big whoop.. I've done 45 straight hours of online schoolwork and went to school the day after, it shouldn't be that hard to stay up one night and go to your job in the morning. YDI
sricious 0
always start in time when you have to do something important to do like that.. stop delaying everyone:p..
Tardis10 0
You wasted time by posting this.
cstevanus 4
i would to. im lazy also.