Today, I presented my assigned chapter for a book we're currently reading in my English class. I really like the book, so I've been reading ahead. When I summarized the chapter, I accidentally spoiled a major plot twist that was actually in the next chapter. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was reading a book in public. Some bastard stranger came over and started spoiling the plot for me. FML
Today, I started a new fantasy romance novel. It was very interesting, but then later I read the plot on Wikipedia and spoiled not just the book but the whole series for myself. Why do I do this? FML
Today, I accidentally spoiled the ending of a movie for a group of friends who hadn’t seen it yet. In an attempt to apologize, I blurted out, "At least I didn’t tell you the twist!" They didn't even know that there was a twist. FML
Today, I just studied for 13.5 hours completely outlining a book for history. Thirty minutes before the test, I realized I had been reading the wrong book. FML
Today, after having spent all of last night studying for an algebra test, I find out that the test was on a completely different chapter of my textbook. FML
Today, I found out that my ten-page paper, which has taken me two months to construct perfectly and is worth 30% of my grade, was on the wrong book. It’s due tomorrow. FML
Today, I was in the middle of enjoying a really good book while in a waiting room. Someone saw what I was reading and thought it would be cool if she leaned over and told me everything that happens. FML
Today, I got my results on a recent, important midterm. During the exam, I'd noticed my instructor had accidentally left an answers page in the test packet, so being honest, I didn't look at them. It turns out she did it on purpose to help us pass. I failed. FML
Today, I accidentally left my textbook at home. Normally this wouldn't be an issue, but today was my class final. Since it was an open-book final, I'd decided not to study for it. I'm pretty sure I failed. FML
Today, I got my language final exam back. It was a 10-page essay front and back, and I saw that I received a D. The teacher told me the plot was too hard to follow and it jumped all over the place. It turns out he forgot to read the back of every page. FML
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Nathan_Henry 15
Did u not read your own paper before you presented
Zoey_M_fml 24
There's nothing worse than a spoiler
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barisozdemir 24
Haven't you met River Song?
Talonshere 14
"George shoots Lennie!"
shake666 15
Since people are asking, the book I read was The Kite Runner, and the chapter I spoiled was chapter 17 when I was presenting chapter 16.
smoothies14 32
Excellent book! You should read A Thousand Splendid Suns as well.
JettStreams 6
What book is it?
KriegerA 2
i know this will make people mad but so what, read ahead, read the entire book, books take like a max of a week or so to read if you really go for it, so if you need to kill the plot to present a chapter do it
Guitargod446 11
This is the most minor FML I've ever read
CarabTheArab 5
Did you accidentally revel that Han Solo dies in the new Star Wars?