Today, I picked up my driver's licence and my keys off the floor at the same time, using only my toes. This was the highlight of my day. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad trusted me to go driving by myself in his car. I foolishly celebrated by doing a jump heel click, landed awkwardly, threw my hand out to stop myself falling, and scraped the whole bunch of keys down the driver's door. He trusted me for like 3 seconds and I blew it. FML
Today, I took my driving test. It was all going well until out of habit from driving with my boyfriend, I reached over and held my instructor's hand. FML
Today, I shut my finger in the car door. The door locked. Then I dropped the keys on the ground and couldn't reach them. FML
Today, I discovered I can properly operate the television remote with my feet. I then realized that it is pretty much my only talent. FML
Today, I managed to run over my own foot with my own car. FML
Today, I passed my driver's test. My instructor took the learner signs off his car and let me drive back to my place. I guess he didn't bet on me crashing the car just a few blocks from the test center. FML
Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML
Today, after failing my learner's licence twice in the previous weeks, I finally passed. As I got home, I went for a drive with my dad. I smashed my mum's car into an old lady's fence and ended up in her backyard. FML
Today, I went to take my driver's test, and I did almost everything perfectly. The last thing was to back into a driveway. As I went to put my hand on the passenger seat to look over my shoulder, I got so nervous that I hit my instructor in the face. FML
Today, I took my driving test. I spent 30 minutes with the handbrake on. FML
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Top comments
griffins33 4
That would totally be the highlight of my day
Potterhead1 3
Wingadrium Leviosa is much easier
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Comments (126)
Yak99 0
That is pretty dam impressive
linkinpark98 24
Your picture..... Uh...... Never mind.
Pelreskovich 11
Now that's what I call talent!
Hustlasaurus 9
That is a marketable skill, not an FML
perdix 31
The good news is that you still will have dexterity even if you are handcuffed. That could come in... *lowers sunglasses* handy.
rightside5 2
I untied, re-tied, and double-knotted my boyfriends shoe laces in 10 min. I have to say it was the coolest thing I've ever done! Be proud of your monkey toes!
hermitknut 22
I just stared at your comment trying to work out how that was cool. Then I realised that obviously you meant with your toes. *facepalm* I'm half asleep. But I used to be able to type with my toes... I now feel the need to see if I still can...
KittyJay 3
Idk why that's an Fml... That's pretty ******* amazing...
leilaostara 1
Hey, it would be the highlight of my day too! That's awesome!
Arxikist 3
Quite the unique handyman around the house, eh?
DocBastard 40
You may think I'm a heel for saying this, but that's a very impressive feet! I am toetally impressed with you.
Giantsfann7 0
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