Today, I paid 11 dollars to see the new Wolverine movie. I arrived an hour early and waited patiently for the movie to start. 3 minutes before it began, a drunk guy stumbled in and took the last empty seat in the theater... next to me. He talked to me the whole movie. FML
21yearoldvirgin tells us more.
Just to clarify/answer all the questions, I did go with friends, I was on the end of the line of friends. And I was one of the last to show up, people got there 2 hours early. And I do live in CA. Movies are expensive. Like others said though, I don't think it ruined my life, it was just an unlucky occurrence. And yes he did smell lol. And not that it matters, but I'm a girl. And a wimp. ;)
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_lanaaa 0
Who arrives an hour early to see a movie these days?
collegegrad2009 0
Should have taken a friend to fill the seat next to you. If you need sympathy find a dictionary it is somewhere between shit and syphilis.
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Comments (127)
MR_Anderson 4
You should have kicked him in the head...that prolly would have got him to be quiet :-)
Mr_Resetti 0
How do drunks and homeless get into movie theaters without paying? Are they required to provide haven for them?
Shyman4ever 0
Wow do you go alone to movies? Now that's an FML
Kaseyclark24 4
Sometimes going to the movies alone can be very therapeutic.
annaofwisconsin 0
You could have easily complained, got him kicked out, and a free movie for later because they don't want to lose your service. They even do that in my town, where's there's only ONE movie theater. IN short, you deserved it for being lazy and not doing anything.
psherwood78 0
you didn't miss much... the movie sucked... should have asked if he had a flask.
apfunction 0
so? that movie is complete shit, you probably had a better time than anyone else in that theater.
88sforlife 0
Awewome
crunkedxx 0
that movie was terrible. he probs saved your brain cells
Tequila_Hilton 3
YDI. for liking wolverine, how old are u 5?
SayPeanuts 29
I'm pretty sure Wolverine is a bit too violent for five year olds.
starberries 0
So complain to the staff and have him kicked out.