Today, I paid 11 dollars to see the new Wolverine movie. I arrived an hour early and waited patiently for the movie to start. 3 minutes before it began, a drunk guy stumbled in and took the last empty seat in the theater... next to me. He talked to me the whole movie. FML
21yearoldvirgin tells us more.
Just to clarify/answer all the questions, I did go with friends, I was on the end of the line of friends. And I was one of the last to show up, people got there 2 hours early. And I do live in CA. Movies are expensive. Like others said though, I don't think it ruined my life, it was just an unlucky occurrence. And yes he did smell lol. And not that it matters, but I'm a girl. And a wimp. ;)
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_lanaaa 0
Who arrives an hour early to see a movie these days?
collegegrad2009 0
Should have taken a friend to fill the seat next to you. If you need sympathy find a dictionary it is somewhere between shit and syphilis.
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Comments (127)
utdftw 0
and you did nothing about it? you're either a wuss or just dumb. i hope this happens to you everytime you go to watch a movie, nub.
SayPeanuts 29
I'm sure you would have dealt with the situation much better. It's an awkward position to be in and maybe OP didn't want to create a scene.
myexsucks 0
Bahahahahahaha....I love your username. LOL!!!!! (I can relate)
ZH13 0
i'm pretty sure i read one just like this before. there need to be some more original FMLs
Audio828 2
Ughh I just forgot that the internet is full of 14 year olds.
doof_fisch 2
Next time smuggle in a thermos of coffee so that if/when a drunk sits next to you, you can try and sober him up to shut him up.
xmelissalee 2
why'd you go to a movie an HOUR early???
Ncc_Tardis 0
meh, movie was crap anyway, he was probably more entertaining! =P
Clitonomore 0
that ******* suuuucks...was the movie good?
juicyQ 0
so you went an hour early and you were by yourself?
annika_fml 0
YDI for not having a life. Seriously, an hour early, and by yourself? And you didn't even have the guts to get up, complain to the ushers, and leave?