Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, our class was focusing on discrimination, and our teacher asked us if anyone had ever felt discriminated against. I put my hand up to share a story, and my teacher immediately said, "It's because you're ginger, isn't it?" That's not what I was going to say. FML
Today, a guy in my class was talking about himself. He started his story with, "When I was little, I was a ginger." I replied without thinking, "Is that why you got put up for adoption?" Him being adopted was the actual story he wanted to tell. FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
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pinkducttape 0
harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.
lookitsnatash 0
I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.
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Comments (349)
dzizzle 0
Ginger girls are hot. Ginger guys, not so much.
tempaccount 0
I would think having a child with a learning disability would be FAR worse. Freaking hyperbole.
Spiffy 0
Has your dad been watching South Park? If so, he probably thinks you have no soul either :(
Tehalon 0
Ginger women are usually hot as hell! Not a big fan of the curls tho.
Errrkkellayyy 0
Hahaha South Park! Ginger kids have no soul! But yeah your screwed haha
hotsauce8949 0
i have red hair too! i love it...but i hate when people say shit about it. and people calling me a ginger pisses me off too.
yousuckballs 0
Gingers are pretty gross. If I every have a ginger, it's going up on eBay!
abcdilovehaterrs 0
ouccchhhh. that sounds so much like the south park episode. oh well, gingers r cool.
hehpoof 0
I didn't know hating redheads was even a thing o_O I've always heard only good things about redheads. I myself have the whole pale-n-freckled thing going, but unfortunately for me I get to have mousy brown hair--I'd freaking LOVE to be a redhead. Reading some of these comments has been very surreal.
AnnaSeptic 0
He better have been being sarcastic.