Today, I overheard a conversation two of my friends were having about Homer, so I interjected with a quip about a Simpson's episode I had seen before. They were talking about the poet. I'm an AP literature student. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was telling off one of my friends, a fellow student of medicine, who was spending his evenings watching "House" instead of revising for our important exam, as I was. The topic mentioned in the episode came up in the exam. He got 4 points more than I did. FML
Today, during a lecture, my teacher jokingly talked about the time he was best buds with George Washington. Another student then asked, "Really? You knew him?" I'm in an advanced placement U.S. history class. FML
Today, I was sitting in class when I overheard a group talking about how much they don't like me. When they saw me there, they burst out laughing. FML
Today, I was teaching a small group of improv students. I asked one guy to do a monologue, and laughed to myself while he did so. I said, "Sorry, I'm just laughing at the way you're doing it." He then got upset and pointed out that he had a speech impediment. FML
Today, in calculus, our substitute teacher told me I was smart. Everybody in the class, including my friends, burst out laughing. FML
Today, a friend told me that when I read, I make all the expressions the characters in the book are making. Apparently, I have been doing this since I was a kid, and no one ever told me. FML
Today, I joined a conversation about a TV show at work, agreeing enthusiastically. After a few minutes, I realized they were talking about a completely different show with a similar name. I nodded along, trapped, hoping no one asked questions. FML
Today, I was talking to one of my supervisors at my new job. He asked if I knew a professor at the school I recently graduated from, and I decided to babble on about how shitty of a professor he was and how much I loathed his class. He then looked at me and said, "That's my dad." FML
Today, I submitted a poem for my English class. I had fun writing it, so I wrote a second which was not nearly as good. My procrastinator of a friend never did his, so I gave him my extra poem. Mine was given a 75% while "his" received a 93%. FML
Today, I overheard my in-laws talking about me. It started off with light insults and ended with, "People like her are the reason murder ain't always wrong". FML
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humorizer 14
doh!
Jimboom 12
Mmmmm. Literature..... *drools*
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Comments (134)
rinaldy 0
wow 45 and 46- ur both screwed up #46 how the hell does this fml make him/her sound full of him/her self?- u need to relax and # 45 I have no words
bam123 0
why is this an fml? who really cares if you sounded dumb in front of your friends
jess22_fml 0
lameeeee
scribble87 0
#64: Simple. What was the point of telling us that he/she is taking AP Lit? How is mistaking the Greek poet with Simpsons an "FML" moment? It's not even embarrassing, but because he/she is taking AP LITERATURE, it's become too big of an embarrassment to consider it an "FML." Therefore, this person is full of it. Taking AP Lit doesn't make you smart; it doesn't even properly teach you literature.
manoverboard 0
Rotfl. That's my favorite show. Simpsons, ftw.(:
jennwashere 0
When I read this, I said aloud.. "So?"
Billykjo 0
oh my god your life is ruined!... get over it.
mfigga 0
y wud u put this on FML this is pointless and dumb... this shud b a FML for me just for reading this
CaptainPat 0
On the bright side you're not as big a nerd as your friends. I mean, honestly, who has casual conversations about ancient poets? unless this was a class related discussion in that case then you're not too bright.
rosellie 0
LOL! i might've accidentally done that, too. :P when i hear "homer" i think of the simpsons, not the author!