Anonymous
United States
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
tbanana95
United States
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Anonymous
Hello, I love you
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Anon
Tracy, United States
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Anonymous
Take a number
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
WhoaThere
United States
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice guy
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
chicagobulls102
United States
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
tenniemo
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Nykole McAllister
Baltimore, United States
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
hhhhhhhpeterwut
Bethesda, United States
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
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WCARlover 35
It's better you learned he's not interested now than when you're more involved...trust me
DuffleBagHero 4
He's not a douche, he told her straight up that he wasn't interested. That's better than being led on and lied too. It's not the end of the world OP.
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mhopper 13
It takes guts to ask for someone's number, so don't let one "no" discourage you!
br0ccoli 15
Aww. Everyone gets rejected at one point or another. Keep your head up, gorgeous. You don't want a guy who 1) doesn't go after what he wants or 2) doesn't like you enough to ask you out. There are others! Shake it off.
PrincessPesa 20
Oops. Guess you were the only one flirting then.
fuckmebutdontfml 16
that's why I always wait for the guy to ask for it or just hint about giving it to them... sorry OP
steeledwolf 8
Don't expect joy to knock on your door, work for love and happiness.
Michael_92 20
I really hope you don't go through your life waiting for the guy to do something. Just an FYI because nothing is more unattractive then a girl that wants everything handed to her. Not trying to be an ass bout it. Just my 2 cents
fuckmebutdontfml 16
i just said i do it regarding my phone number, I was actually the one who asked my boyfriend to be it not the other way around...thanks for the advice though...I know its the 21st century and I don't need things handed to me for being a woman...
Briscuit 24
I see it as dodging a bullet! He may not be into you, but now you're free for when someone else is! :)
OffToTheGayBar 9
Why dodge a bullet when you can cut it in half with a katana? That's the way this little space cadet sees it.
egc573 40
You never know, OP. He might be one of those (admittedly pathetic) people who needs attention so much that he flirts. With EVERYBODY. Even if that's the case, you should wait for the real thing: men who will extend the lie all the way to marriage, so that when they confess they'll have wasted a good few years of your life. Now that's worth waiting for!
twisted_cherub 14
I'm what people call a "natural flirt", but really I'm just nice. So many people are self-absorbed and rude now days that when a girl goes out of her way to be kind, people assume she's flirting. It's not a need for attention or leading guys on. I simply treat everyone with respect...well, until they give me a reason not to.
felisaa 5
At least you had the courage to ask! I would neverr be that brave. Theres someone waitin for you thats TEN times better than that guy(:
NiveaKK 9
Some guys just have the terrible habit of leading girls on. Ignore em.
Narla___qq 0
Shame.
longdislover 0
Doesn't matter had sex
Briscuit 24
Since when is flirting classified as sex? :/ That phrase is getting frustratingly annoying.
auzz1_pride 9
how does this FML have anything to do with sex? Grow up kid.
THE_A_TEEN 28
I will hit the next person who types that stupid phrase with a ******* baseball bat or a giga drill break. Overused to shit...
Birdie_Sage 0
Dosent matta has sexin'. XD I crack up everytime I see that comment!
Michael_92 20
This should go on a list of phrases that when you say them you are automatically banned for a month. Its in almost every thread.