Anonymous
United States
Today, I offered my phone number to the guy I've been flirting back and forth with all week. He said no. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
tbanana95
United States
Today, I got my crush's phone number. I started texting him and once I told him who it was, he stopped replying. FML
Anonymous
Hello, I love you
Today, I had a very good-looking guy ask for my number while I was at work, but due to our policies I had to turn him down. FML
Anon
Tracy, United States
Today, a cute guy came up to me and asked for my phone number. I was super excited and began to write it down when he said, "It doesn't have to be your real number, I'm not gonna call anyway." I still gave him my real number. FML
Anonymous
Take a number
Today, the guy I've been flirting with for a week, and would be meeting in two days, sent me a message that he wouldn't be able to text me this evening because he'll be on a date. FML
WhoaThere
United States
Today, a cute guy asked for my phone number and I gladly gave it to him. I was feeling really good about myself for getting hit on by the star football player. That was until he called 8 times and left 5 messages. In 2 hours. FML
Anonymous
Australia
Nice guy
Today, I finally worked up the courage to ask a cute guy for his number. Once he had given me his, he asked for mine. My initial happiness was deflated when he said, "OK, now I can just block every message from you," and walked away. FML
chicagobulls102
United States
Today, the really cute guy who asked for my number last night texted me. He wanted to know if he could get my friend's number, because he'd been too shy to ask her directly. FML
tenniemo
Today, like for the last year, I’ve been on Tinder. I was having a great conversation with a man and we were planning a date for next week when he asked for my number. When I politely responded that I’d rather wait to exchange numbers after meeting in person, he blocked me. FML
Nykole McAllister
Baltimore, United States
Today, I was talking to a nice guy on a dating app and we exchanged numbers. Later, I got a call. It was his wife asking me to stop talking to her husband. FML
hhhhhhhpeterwut
Bethesda, United States
Today, as my lame excuse to not give a guy I met at a club my phone number, I told him I didn't have a cell phone. Guess what I checked when he asked me what time it was a few minutes later. FML
Top comments
WCARlover 35
It's better you learned he's not interested now than when you're more involved...trust me
DuffleBagHero 4
He's not a douche, he told her straight up that he wasn't interested. That's better than being led on and lied too. It's not the end of the world OP.
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williamcarter93 13
I like it how everyone is saying "there are tons of people BETTER than this guy' or 'he's a douche' or something, like he's obligated to accept because she asked. If he don't want her, he don't want her, and that's it
williamcarter93 13
the kind that did not want it.
AgaveLoco 5
Has no courtesy! Stupid guy
crazyskillz122 0
U mad sis. Here a hug (>•.•)>
pexy_fml 16
He wants ur genitals not ur number
OffToTheGayBar 9
"Show me your genitals, your genitals." That song was the soundtrack in his head. I understand him completely.
Marcel1_fml 7
lls haha
mikeawesome 0
Maybe you were the only one flirting
babjak 6
We was married silly!
iilovecokee 6
The fact that you had to offer to give him your number should have been a good enough clue to you. If he's not shy to flirt, he won't be shy to ask for your number.
triggerit 5
Oh times, Oh manners!!!