Anonymous
Boise, United States
Today, I now know what it feels like to violently sneeze while a nurse still has a needle in your arm. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Chicago, United States
Ouch
Today, I learned how it feels to sneeze after having major spinal surgery when the pain medication has almost completely worn off. FML
Anonymous
Hamilton, Canada
Today, I found out how it feels when someone slips and falls while they have a hypodermic needle in your arm. FML
gorey
Canada
Today, I gave blood. He sneezed while he stuck the needle in my arm. FML
shots shots shots
Redlands, United States
Today, my needle-phobic mother took me to get a shot. She fainted. FML
mynoseburns
United States
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
TT
United States
Today, I went to get some teeth pulled. I had Novocaine in my gums and lip so I couldn't feel a thing. When the doctor is pulling out the last tooth, he sneezes and pulls the tooth out. He looks in my mouth and I hear, "Oh, shit..." I now have stitches in my mouth. FML
breathexali
United States
Today, I had to get bloodwork done. I'm deathly afraid of needles. The whole lobby heard me scream as soon as the nurse said 'hello'. FML
Anonymous
Runcorn, United Kingdom
Side effects
Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I decided to give blood for the second time. I felt excrutiating pain when she stuck the needle in my arm. Another nurse came running over in a panic. Apparently my inexperienced nurse had put it in my tendon instead of my vein. FML
Walter_Sobchak7
Today, while at work, a sneeze snuck up on me. Ever sneeze so violently your fake tooth shoots into the cubicle across from you? FML
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syki 22
Could be worse. She could have been putting in a catheter.
easilyboredone 8
Reading this made me hurt, i hope you're okay!!
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Comments (42)
Metalslipp 15
I twitched just reading this. I hope you're okay, OP.
SecundusSecunda 27
At least you have no testicles, like that the poor guy
cheeeksss 29
Did I miss something? How did you conclude that OP had no testicles?
CravenCat 9
@21 It shows OP as female, so unless she is pre-op trans she would not have testicles.
sanchitgoyal 27
it shows anonymous here witj no mention of gender.
militarybrat 21
Wrong 30. It says anonymous with a female gender.
Zarcissa 34
Ouch, but you coulda tried holding your nose with your free hand to stop the sneeze, if you felt it coming that is.
False_Stupidity 42
My worst sneezes have always come out of nowhere with no warning I only hope that this does not happen to me one day. It sounds messy as well as painful.
am1717 22
I cringed so hard
aeryn97 17
ooooh ouchie!
Dramori 29
So how did it feel then? Amagad don't keep us in suspense!!!!111
SweetJane5522 22
Ouch! Today I watched my cats get shots and I almost couldn't handle that! Your fml makes me cringe
brittyboo123 35
I felt that pain from here. Hoping it didn't hurt too bad!
EvilKaa 17
As someone who is petrified of needles, this fml makes me extremely uncomfortable every time I read it.