arsenalfcboy
York, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML
arsenalfcboy tells us more.
I'm a uni student so believe me, I go out plenty. Still no luck.
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infinitegrace 21
It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.
DocBastard 40
After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?
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Comments (114)
nolanj21 6
Dude, never put condoms in your wallet. The movement from walking and stuff can where it out. I have a kid because of this.
thetrue_guru 6
must suck to get nothing from the feline nature...
Tannasgh 22
Whatever you do, do NOT use it. Keeping it there will ensure that it breaks.
leo812 11
least it shows your not a man ***** :)
kohrman12 4
That's what happens when you don't have sex
Capt_Colorz 8
Same
WeskersSexslave 15
you're not supposed to have a condom in your wallet in the first place.. that's how you become a daddy
animalz247 1
What can you expect being an arsenal fan...
moot_chan 18
Yikes! You arent the only one at least
pansar 6
How's that? Arsenal usually isn't shy when it comes to getting ******.