arsenalfcboy
York, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML
arsenalfcboy tells us more.
I'm a uni student so believe me, I go out plenty. Still no luck.
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infinitegrace 21
It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.
DocBastard 40
After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?
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Comments (114)
kittykawaii 1
It's bad to keep condoms in your wallet because chances are it's broken.
buttcramp 21
condoms can "expire" lol once my husband and I found one in an old suitcase of ours and when we opened it all the lubrication was groooooss! I'd throw this thing away, OP! haha and plus, left in a wallet or glove box, condoms can become weaker and more likely to break or have a small hole.
tuffykat 8
it's probably expired tooa!! are you even trying to get laid!?!? Lmao
shortunbiased 6
I wonder what else you could find in there
heyyyaubrey 9
ydi for putting a condom in your wallet in the first place.
mattyiscool123 26
Maybe no one will notice.
thepelvicwoo 8
No shame in that!! The right one will come along.
robertmil90 10
Mine did too once
awilliams44 9
maybe that's not a bad thing..
DildoFaggins 5
Forever alone.