arsenalfcboy
York, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML
arsenalfcboy tells us more.
I'm a uni student so believe me, I go out plenty. Still no luck.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Top comments
infinitegrace 21
It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.
DocBastard 40
After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?
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Comments (114)
awkwardloveannie 28
no action for you huh..
rockhead1270 5
Ring of honor
edwin1 5
You should maybe get out more...
GregoryStalver_fml 6
Stop ******* bareback, then, it's not healthy !
skittyskatbrat 19
Time to get rid of the condom. Basic condom care; don't double them, only use the right lubes, and keep them away from heat and friction. No car gloveboxes, and if it's in the wallet, throw them out and replace them every few weeks. Be glad you didn't have a use for it after those first few weeks, or your nickname would now be Daddy.
JMichael 26
Get out, more often!
jellybeens_fml 16
Go hard or go home
worldclassrager 41
Take it out...keep it in your glove box...if you have a car...
martin8337 36
Haven't gotten any lately?
Dom_Olivares 12
You should go ahead and throw it away. It has a higher chance of breaking since it was in your wallet for that long.