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arsenalfcboy York, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I noticed that the condom in my wallet has been there so long it's left a mark. FML

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It's bad to keep condoms in you wallet because they could break easy in there. So maybe it's a good thing it's been a while, other wise you may have ended up with am unwanted baby.

After so much time, the condom is probably just as dried up as your sex life. What, too soon?

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It's better to have it and not need it, than need it and not have it. Maybe get a fresh condom though to make sure it's still good, not out of date etc. Maybe by now OP has less of a mark left in his wallet!