anonymous
London, United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that my sweat smelled like cat food. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
sweatstreaks
United Kingdom
Today, I noticed that when I sweat I smell like bacon. I'm a vegetarian. FML
cdubb27
United States
Foul
Today, while at the gym, I noticed a foul smell while on elliptical machine. I figured it was the little old lady on the machine next to me. It was so bad I had to leave. When I got in my truck, I realized the smell had followed me. It was me. My cat had pissed on my workout clothes. FML
snickerdoodles
United States
Today, I was in class and noticed that it smelled strongly of cat urine. I smelled my shoulder and realized that my cat had peed on my sweater. I had six hours of classes left, and the smell had permeated my shirt. FML
katams
United States
Today, I was going for a walk and I kept smelling pee wherever I went. After about an hour, I finally figured out that the smell was me. My dog had peed on my sweatshirt. FML
das_shizzle
Montesano, United States
Oh shit
Today, as I was getting ready to go to class, I accidentally stepped in dog poop. I was in a hurry, so I scraped it off as best as I could. When I go to class, I noticed it smelled. The girl behind me noticed and said, "Mmmmm, smells like food in here." FML
Anonymous
Because I'm worth it
Today, I discovered a cat turd in a bath towel from most recent batch of laundry. I was wondering why my facemasks for the whole work week smelled so strange. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
peteswentzbass
Nuenen, Netherlands
Today, my roommate and I noticed a foul smell in our apartment. After looking around for a little while, I found that her cat had pooped on a pair of my jeans, and apparently tried to cover it up by dragging a shirt over the mess. FML
smellslikeroses
Oxnard, United States
Good smell
Today, while going to the bathroom, I noticed a smell lingering. It smelled good so I kept sniffing the air. And then it hit me. My poop! My poop smelled good and I'd been sniffing and enjoying it. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I was telling my boyfriend how proud I am of him for finding a really good job. He interrupted me to tell me that my breath smelled like his cat's. FML
Top comments
LarissaAllen 10
Canned cat food or dry kibble?
bnutzinger 11
You must get a lot of pussy :D
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mattrd_fml 31
tuna or chicken?
heybigboy 11
that's hot
Lithiette 9
What brand? I'm very particular.
JustinKirby 20
You must get all the pussy
JustinKirby 20
Being in school I didn't get to see every comment had this joke, so I'm now prepared for the dislikes
awkwardloveannie 28
are you sure you aren't eating cat food? your pores tend to release what's in you . for example my brother smells like onions when he sweats because he eats a lot of onions.
Britterz 12
I imagine you are rather embarrassed right meow; a purrfectly normal reaction. This is not a CATastrophe though. Just sink your claws into a New and healthier diet. :)
greg84_fml 21
Is your name Ralph Wiggins?
awilliams44 9
Awwww I'm so sorry! I have to sit by this kid that smells really bad and it makes me naucious....
Jennaflamingo 14
My question is, how does one make that discovery?
ozpunker 20
Better than cat pee.