Today, I noticed that I get more calls from people who've dialed the wrong number than I do from people I actually know. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my phone rang for the first time in four days. It was my mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML
Today, at work, I had received a lot of phone calls. I thought maybe it was a scammer line because I never receive calls. Turns out my phone number is the same as a character's number in a TV show. FML
Today, I took a call. Wrong number. A few seconds later, they called back and I told her that she had the wrong number. She said she just hit redial and didn't understand how she got me again. I tried to explain how redial works. She called me a moron and hung up. Then my phone rang again. FML
Today, someone posted online a listing for a bicycle for sale, and accidentally put my phone number instead of their own. I have received more calls in one day than I have from friends and family in a week. FML
Today, I realized how lonely I am when someone called my number by mistake and I talked with them for 5 minutes. I don’t know who she was, but I'm so lonely I was happy to have someone engage in a conversation, even if it was about her calling the wrong number. FML
Today, I've gotten the most calls of my life. Turns out the idiot who changed the sign on my local Pizza Hut put up the wrong phone number. My phone number. I've already received 16 calls. FML
Today, I had a hour long conversation with someone I apparently was friends with a few years ago. I couldn't remember who he was for the life of me, so I just played along. Finally, I told him I didn't remember him. He had the wrong number. I had a long conversation with a wrong number. FML
Today, after being unemployed for over four months, I got a call from a company I've wanted to work for for over 2 years. After they were about to set up an interview, they called me by a different name. After correcting them, they hung up on me. Turns out they had the wrong number. FML
Today, I needed to call my mom to get some info so I dialled the number on my work phone. Not 2 seconds after, my cellphone rang. I got super pissed off because I hate when people call me on my cell at work. It was me. I'd dialled my own number. FML
Today, I got a call from the guy I have been seeing. I wasn't him. It was his wife wondering why I have her husband's number. FML
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Top comments
Nightwing98 22
Be proactive. A phone works both ways OP.
Soundslikeothers 15
She just wasn't the right girl for you, Oops sorry Wrong FML
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Comments (44)
WildstarAlpha 10
I know the feelin
mattyiscool123 26
Exactly like me
n0n30fth30b0ve 1
Bill collector keeps calling me (wrong number) and with rotating numbers, I can't block them.
LadyNightowl 17
Welcome to the club. I've had people, companies and law offices calling for some guy I've never met for over 2 years.
vintageart1994 16
Same
Niedermayer_20 12
Worse things to upset with. Less drama.
cheshireau 26
Don't feel bad, OP. Today was my birthday and I got more birthday wishes from business I subscribed to than people who know me. You aren't alone in this one :)
Violord 13
Same here
someguyhere 12
Get out and go make friends. If you don't have people contacting you, then you need to change.
milograce 11
That's because people don't call one another anymore, they prefer text or social media like Facebook or Instagram. Those calls are just companies wanting $ or older people who still prefer calling instead of text, but can't get the numbers right!