Today, I missed my dentist appointment. I couldn't attend, because I was too busy puking my guts up due to a bad reaction to the pain medication I'm taking for my toothache. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I canceled my dental check-up because I'm getting busy at work. Then, as I was flossing, my finger slipped, I heard a "crunch" from one of my fillings, and I now have a killer toothache. It's costing me double to go to the dentist because it's now an emergency call. FML
Today, I have a tooth infection that's spread to my jaw and ear. It hurts so badly that I'm practically in tears. Today's also the day I found out I'm allergic to the medication I was prescribed. Everything hurts, I'm covered in hives, and I can't stop throwing up. FML
Today, I rushed to a dentist's appointment. Once in the chair, I apologized for not having had the time to brush my teeth beforehand. He responded with, "Ah that's alright, I just took a piss and forgot to wash my hands." FML
Today, I went to the dentist to have a tooth pulled. The day before, I was too anxious to eat anything, so I went in with an empty stomach. There were complications during the extraction and now I'm not allowed to eat for the next 24 hours. FML
Today, I went to the dentist to get a cavity filled. The numbing medication didn't work, so I felt everything. I was in so much pain that I accidentally bit down on the dentist's finger, causing him to yell in agony. Now, I have to find a new dentist. FML
Today, my dentist pulled the wrong tooth. FML
Today, I got my wisdom teeth out. Due to the drugs they gave me I felt nauseous. When I went to the bathroom as a precaution I did not throw up. Instead I passed out face first in the toilet. FML
Today, I left work early because I had a dentist appointment. I got to the clinic, checked in, and sat down. Ten minutes later, the receptionist asked why I was there. My appointment is next Wednesday. I had taken the afternoon off for nothing. FML
Today, I had a dentist appointment and was running late. I frantically put on my shoes and rushed out of the house. When I arrived at the dentist’s office, they told me I was scheduled for a root canal, not a cleaning. I forgot to confirm the appointment. After I sat down in the chair, I tried to back out, but they were already numbing my gums. FML
Today, on my way to the dentist, I got rear ended by my own dentist. FML
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MrFuzzles 5
I'll bet the puking took your mind off the toothache!
KeyboardWarrior 10
Maybe if you read the FML you'd know why that advice is invalid...
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Comments (121)
tj4234 36
could be worse. If I take morphine I'd either stop breathing or have a full on cardiac arrest. Least you only threw up lol.
darkgodxvx 4
Sucks to be allergic to natural occurring opioids... Next time try to get any of the semi-synthetic ones. Patients who do not tolerate codeine and morphine seem to have better luck with the thebaine derivatives.
AshleyN22 2
Ooooh man, that's horrifying... lol I'm sorry.
DocBastard 40
Joseph Heller is grinning from ear to ear.
waterpool 0
And laughing his ass off too
sexybeast016 0
Wtf haha
sunflower226 0
what did you take....vicodin and a bottle of E&J?
AshleyN22 2
Just Norco... But I'm really small and its a high dose. I think it was just too strong for me.
88sforlife 0
Maybe if u went to ur appointment u wouldn't have a toothache anymore...
DontForgetMe4 0
Stop. Just stop. Take a deep breath and read the FML. Now look at your comment.
olpally 33
READ THE FML AGAIN!!! OP WAS TOO BUSY PUKING TO GO TO THE APPOINTMENT!! JESUS CHRIST!! YOU'RE STUPID!!
XTheDesertSongX 17
How is this voted more as "You Deserved It?" How could OP have deserved it whatsoever?
goddamniluvme 0
F the appointment. If its codeine, I bet u felt great after u pu
rachrocks101 0
Ever heard of advil?...
Shelta957 13
I have
AshleyN22 2
Yeah, it wasn't helping. The pain was so bad I ended up in the hospital, and they gave me Norco. Which I think was just way too strong of a dose. I'm really small. lol
xIBleedPurplex16 0
I have a dentist appointment in a few days. The pain is excruciating I cry like a little bitch that's how bad the pain is);
linkinpark98 24
Toothaches are one of the worst feelings… D: