Today, I met my mom's fiancé. He's a nice guy, he's also my wife's dad. I'll soon call my wife my sister. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my brother had his fiancée over to meet the whole family. We were having a great time with her, and my mother gushed to her that she was like the daughter she never had. I'm her daughter. FML
Patronising
Today, my dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "Mom." I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me "something nice." FML
Today, I met my sister's fiancé. I would have been happier for her if he hadn't been mine a month ago when I introduced them. FML
WTF?
Today, I went to my fiancé's mother's funeral. His step-sister proudly announced that she's pregnant with his baby and they are engaged. FML
Hey!
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my ex husband is marrying my sister. FML
Today, I met my wife's other husband. FML
Today, my sister announced that she and her boyfriend are getting married. Her boyfriend is my husband. We're not even legally divorced yet. FML
Thanks Dad
Today, my father told all of us that he eloped with his girlfriend of two months. I'm engaged to the woman's daughter, and have been engaged since before they met, but now my family is making fun of me for marrying my "sister". FML
Today, I met my husband's other wife. FML
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challan 19
Op... What do you call the sweat between you and your wifes body during sex? Relative humidity.
jgriff79 23
That cuts into the Christmas gifts.
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Comments (102)
MDTeddy 13
WTF?
icepick23 12
No big deal--grow up
xmaximusx 12
You must be from port alberni lol haha
chottu 16
Just be happy for them :) It doesn't effect the relationship you have with your wife.
ambitiousnygrl 17
Wow! That is one tangled love triangle! I'll feel so bad if OP has kids. Try explaining something like that to a 5-year-old; that their father is also legally their uncle and their mom their aunt. It makes my head spin!
DocBastard 40
It's more a love square, I think.
hooligyn123 18
Hopefully its not as that would require someone sleeping with the parents *shudder*
docscientist 10
You mean two parallel love lines.
limitedition 25
Just think of how much simpler Christmas and other holidays will be. You will only have to go to one place vs two.
hobojo69 23
That's almost exactly like the plot for Gossip Girl
kissnjones 8
My mom and father in law did the same crap to me. Everyone would make comments like say hi to ur brother for me. Etc. funny thing 6 months later they were filing for a divorce :)
hazel_bee96 6
That happened to me too!!! My stepbrother is now my brother in law.
ileenefudge 29
That's gonna be one interesting story got the kids to hear