Today, I'm so insecure that I was still slightly flattered when the demented old man at the nursing home where I work hit on me, because at least somebody finds me attractive. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, at the Y, someone told me I had a cute ass. I liked that until I realized: a) a woman said it; b) I'm a woman; c) I'm straight; d) it's my first compliment in 2 years even though I'm 25; and e) I'm so in need of positive attention I ran after this woman to ask for a date. Me desperate much? FML
Today, as I was bent over at my waitressing job, an elderly woman walked by and smacked my ass. I looked at her, shocked, and she said, "It was too tempting with you bent over like that, I have a dirty old mind." I didn't know whether to be flattered or horrified. Maybe both. FML
Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML
Today, I was cleaning at work when an elderly gentleman walked towards me, paused, and with a wink said, "That's what I like to see: a girl on her knees." This is the same workplace where another old man informed me that my yellow uniform made me look like a "suggestive cheesecake." FML
Today, my boyfriend is so insanely insecure that he actually got jealous when a nearly 80 year-old man told me I had a beautiful smile while grocery shopping. FML
Today, a cute new guy I always run into at work hit on me. Turns out he's only 18. I'm old enough to be his mom. FML
Today, I was at the grocery store when an elderly woman walked up to me and said, "Why can't every guy be as handsome as you?" I would have been flattered by the comment, if I was a guy. FML
Today, at work, a weird old woman came up to me and told me that it's okay: being ugly isn't a choice, it's nothing to be ashamed of, and that it's what inside that counts. She then hugged me and walked away. FML
Today, an elderly gentleman customer decided to tell me that while I'm not attractive at all, he'd still bang me all the same. Then he gave me a pained smile, like he was struggling not to shit himself, and left. I'm starting to hate working retail. FML
Today, at work at a grocery store an old couple came through my checkout lane. As I was putting their bagged groceries in the cart, the old man started feeling me up. FML
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Top comments
Buttsexpirate 9
I'm sure you're attractive OP. You'll find someone who loves you deeply and won't need to be satisfied with compliments from demented old men. Just be more confident!!
ikickgingers 15
He probably hits on his jello too... Mmm jello.
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Comments (66)
ICATiger 13
His looking for a young lady
ICATiger 13
Well then don't read it jackass
TKmax 5
21 your picture sucks
GoW_Chick 15
* He's Now your comment doesn't suck :-P
docscientist 10
I don't know about you, but humans can read about 4-5 words at once, so it's kind of hard to just not read it once you look at it.
Stahrgeyzer 8
Don't be so harsh on yourself, I'm sure you're a beautiful woman.
thiscrazything 1
Don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone of us is beautiful in our own way.
Goldd3000 1
post a picture; look at the comments. i'm sure Anon will make you feel better about yourself
chels1994 11
Oh I'm sure there are numerous people that find you attractive. You just gotta find one that's good for you (:
kphippie 0
Wanna know something weird. I work at an old home too. And I felt the same way when one of the old men hit on me
pablopoo 7
Why ur hot???
KiddNYC1O 22
Many "hot" girls possess low self-esteem.
perdix 31
Work it, you ugly beast. Let the old guy see your **** and have him include you in his will. After he dies, you'll have some money and magically, you'll become attractive.
wonder19 9
Try getting out more.. And That is honestly disgusting. Unless you are looking for a sugar daddy. But by the time they hit the nursing home, heads up they don't have anything left. Everyone else done got it!!!
Zeronos 0
Oh come now, OP-chan, you'really a caring person to be working in a care facility. That makes you beautiful in every sense of the word. But, FYL for now until you realize that.
RedPillSucks 33
unless he's rich. That's how some celebrities get famous, by marrying old rich people, then letting nature take its course.