Today, I'm sick. I got the flu shot for the first time ever this year and for the first time in my life, I have the flu. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I got hit with the “Beginning of the Year Curse” and by that I mean my kids went back to school and brought the flu home. FML
Today, I was going to spend my weekend celebrating my first time not being sick since Labor Day. I woke up with a sinus infection instead. FML
Today, it's 3 days before Christmas and my first day of holidays. Today is also the first day I have been sick all year. Hello tonsillitis, goodbye fun. FML
Today, I found out I have a yeast infection, a bladder infection, and a urinary tract infection all at the same time. Oh, and I also have the flu. FML
Today, my adult son is visiting, sick on my couch with influenza A. He's spent all week screaming about how anti vaxxers are stupid, but admits that he didn't get a flu shot because, "they don't work." I got my flu shot and still got sick because I'm immunocompromised. He fails to see the irony. FML
Today, after moving provinces and working my ass off to find a job, and finally finding one, I got the flu and had to call in sick two days on my first week. They fired me today. FML
Today, I spent all year avoiding COVID, colds, and flu. On December 30th, I caught the worst cold of my life. I’ll be ringing in the new year in bed, with tissues as my only company. FML
Today, being incredibly ill after my second COVID shot, I called in sick for maybe the third time in 10 years (I teach). That didn’t stop parents from calling and messaging to scream at me because they weren’t happy. I had to drag myself out of bed and do work in between throwing up. I feel even worse now. FML
Today, I'm pissed about the fact that I've been fighting off the same cold for the last two weeks. At this rate, I'll still be sick when I need my next injection of the medicine that kills my immune system. FML
Today, I tested positive for Influenza A. I’m either sweating bullets or shivering cold, coughing my ass off, sneezing constantly, snotting out my eyeballs, and aching all over. To top it off it’s hot and stormy, flooding in part of town with 100% humidity, and the power just cut out. FML
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Top comments
Frozyn 0
Essentially the INFLUENZA virus is very vicious and can cause intense problems. If you just got the "stomach flu" that actually has NOTHING to do with the flu shot, it's not even the flu. The flu shot itself is supposed to be the flu, except dead or empty shells, which tricks your immune system into seeing it and thinking it's the real thing, so it can figure out what to look for should you actually get Influenza and react quicker. Essentially it IS possible to become infected by having dormant or only half dead virus cells, but the chances are slim. Commonly though, people just refer to the flu as stomach pains and throwing up, and thusly get that after getting a flu shot then think it didn't work. Well the "flu shot" did, you just got somethin else. All in all, as #15 said, the flu shot did nothing to cause this, just coincidental timing.
carriealana 0
This is so so so so so not FML worthy. So you're sick. You got the flu. Welcome to the club, most of us have had it.
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Comments (64)
denktron420_fml 0
uh, the flu shot works by injecting a small amount of the dormant influenza virus in to you so your immune system can build up the necessary cells to fight it. dumbass.
bakbak_fml 1
that happened to me too
farhil 14
The government isnt the most reliable either...
Darten94 0
Lol. Fail he thinks he knows how the vaccine "works" and doesn't know what he's talkin about, and his name is i hate idiots rofl
jdawg2010 0
#2 the flu shot contains the FLU virus but a weakened one. Why would you think that?
forever_born 6
Okay bro most of you are dumb i studied most of my life to be a doctor and the flu shot exposes you to the vaccine so you can build up an immunity to it. So there for the flu vaccine can cause you to receive the flu virus.
newburton13 26
That's why they call it a flu shot.
BeautifulAngel92 0
That's what the shots do essentially.
dgmesa 4
ur so dumb...they give u a lil bit of the flu in the shot so ur body can learn 2 fight it off
dgmesa 4
ur so dumb...they give u a lil bit of the flu in the shot so ur body can learn 2 fight it off
lolfood 24
Oh the irony...