Today, I'm horribly out of shape. My arms are sore, almost like I'd been doing heavy lifting yesterday. Nope. It just was from squeezing cupcake icing out of a tube. FML
RyoKioKio tells us more.
First off, you guys have genuinely made me laugh, even the less than kind comments have been hilarious. To clarify: the tube of icing in question was snagged from a discount bin because the decorating tip was broken, and an improvised opening with a knife was required. I didn't gouge a hole in it because I was spelling something out and I didn't feel like getting icing everywhere. In regards to my weight, I'm honestly not that athletic, I am a bit on the plush side, and yes, I do need to work out more (I go on daily walks around the neighborhood with my dog as a start). Baby steps, right?
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smokecloud_ 37
Baby steps are good. :) I'm skinny but flabby and out of shape, and walking my dog is the best exercise I can make myself do. I'd probably wear myself out doing the same. Keep up the good work!
danthehuman 29
Lucky! My daily exercises only include banana peeling and taking the cap off soda drinks.
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Comments (80)
devildog562 33
Is this a euphemism for hand job?
RedPillSucks 33
Gah! That would be worse to get sore from giving a hand job. What's next, sore jaws from...
junkman6 22
Well I've heard stories... I wouldn't know though...
ysostupid 9
YDI Stop eating cupcakes and exercise
akorpija 12
Ya! You stop eating exercise!
vikky538 29
keep doing that 15 times..its a set ..and you are already working out...
gracehi 33
I can see how that could strain even an in shape person, especially if you were doing it for several hours. It's amazing how exhausting even the simplest, tiniest motions can be when done for long enough. Boot camp taught me this. Anyone not believe me? Okay. Put your arms out to the side, and move them around in tiny circles. Easy right? Yeah, see if you can keep it up for twenty minutes straight.
ysostupid 9
I don't think they iced cupcakes for several hours
thesmeagol 22
If you're not icing for a few hours, you didn't make enough cupcakes.
gracehi 33
Exactly, 20! Besides, for all you know, OP might work in a bakery.
CaptainCookie 8
66, maybe she's doing a bake sale, then?
FATALSTR1KE 9
Yo. Squeezing those ain't no joke son (excuse my horrible grammar)
WhackTheJackal 22
Woo! I moderated this
zuka 7
Fatass
ARetardedSeal 24
One tube at a time and you'll be looking like Arnold in his prime in no time!
thenamesjan 13
There's something called a gym, buddy.
ThePaperDragon 31
I do not wish to be rude, but is it not a tad ironic that you find yourself to be out of shape while baking cupcakes (as delicious as they may be)?