Anonymous
France
Today, I'm a recovering alcoholic and drug addict. On new years, my mom called and asked what kind of champagne I want. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Ari
Today, my mother-in-law gave me a bottle of champagne for my birthday. This is the third year in a row she has done this. I'm a recovering alcoholic, and she's well aware of that fact. FML
ur_life_dus_suck
This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff
Wayne, United States
Slippery slope
Today, my mom celebrated a year's sobriety by having a couple of beers with her boyfriend. FML
anonymous
United States
Today, my alcoholic mother decided to finally check herself into rehab. She did it while drunk, and flirted with the front attendant. FML
Anonymous
United States
Boozehound
Today, my once-alcoholic mom told me that she would sell me for a shot of vodka. FML
Jonny
United States
Today, as a recovering alcoholic, I called my brother to share the news that I've been sober for a month. He invited me to a bar to celebrate. FML
thechimpchapter
United States
Today, I found out that the neighbor I'd given a bottle of wine to for Christmas is a recovering alcoholic. FML
Anonymous
Woodland, United States
Denial
Today, my mom left the house in the morning, leaving me alone. I called and I got no answer. Hours later, she finally answers one of my calls and tells me that she'd been in an AA meeting all this time. Happy, I tell her to come home. She came home drunk. FML
Jillian Drute
United States
Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML
Anonymous
Melbourne, Australia
Today, I told my Dad I was an alcoholic and had decided to seek help. His reply, "Don't stop drinking, you are the life of the party, funny and beautiful when you drink." FML
Falling off the wagon
This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff
Brighton, United Kingdom
Milestone
Today, my uncle gave me a very expensive bottle of champagne at a celebratory family event. We were celebrating me spending one year sober. FML
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Godfiend 0
And if your response is to post it on FML, then you're doing a pretty good job at the recovery part ;).
kat666 0
Should have said non-alcoholic!
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Comments (23)
runwaydoll 0
Ill put money on the fact that 7, 8 ,11 and 13 are all alcoholics.
christa953 12
wow 11 you're so funny....not
happy_animal_lov 0
wait, if you're recovering today, what were you yesterday?
elizabethan13 0
jeez it's just champagne, not vodka. all you have to do is say no thanks.
missbadluk 0
How is this a fml? Stupid cause I've tried to post 2 REAL fml's and they never got posted. Sometimes I dont understand this website...
cjn9ne 2
Champagne showers!!!
larsulr1ch 0
At least she didn't ask what kind of heroin you wanted...
LoneBooker88 16
she's probally trying to test you.
cryssycakesx3 23
Oh OP. I'm struggling with drugs myself. how long until "life gets better," as everyone says and stop feeling such an intense feeling of despair
derpy_batman 4
Props to you for quitting OP!