Today, I'm 8 months pregnant and still waitressing at a local restaurant. There were only 3 of us serving today and things were hectic. One guy bitched me out, saying "Maybe if you lost some weight you'd walk a little faster!" because I wasn't fast enough with his soup. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I got fired as a waiter because I refused to serve alcohol to a pregnant woman and she reported me. Turns out she's not pregnant, she's just a fat Karen. FML
Today, my obnoxious mother-in-law berated me in front of my husband's family for still working while pregnant. She says I'm harming the baby by not quitting. I'm only four months pregnant and I work as a nurse at a hospital. FML
Today, my husband wants me to apologize for getting angry when his father told me I'm getting so fat that I look like a whale. I'm not fat, I'm just 8 months pregnant. FML
Today, the slow, incompetent kitchen staff was keeping customers waiting for their food for 20 minutes. I got sick of a bunch of grown adults with kids my age ganging up on me, so I quit on the spot, and walked. Some guy grabbed me by the collar and dragged me back to the register. People cheered. FML
Today, a customer greeted me with, "So! When's the baby coming!?" I'm NOT pregnant. I just gain weight in my guts. FML
Today, I visited my old job to pick up some paperwork. Since leaving over a year ago, I’ve lost over 60lbs, but I’m currently 6 months pregnant. Not a single person believed that I'm pregnant. FML
Today, I attended my husband's holiday brunch at a company I also used to work for. I was excited to see former coworkers until one raced up, grabbed my belly, and in front of a crowded room, exclaimed, "You're pregnant!" Nope, just older and a bit fatter. FML
Today, I was food shamed by my boyfriend in front of an entire restaurant and his parents because my meal cost more than his. His mom chimed in saying her meal usually costs more than his step dad's too and not to be upset. I'm 8 months pregnant, of course mine costs more. FML
Today, I dragged my son along with me to a work party because I didn't want him home by himself. Halfway through, he stood up and made an announcement about my pregnancy. I had to explain to all my coworkers and my boss that I'm not pregnant, I'm just fat. FML
Today, I was walking through the mall with my husband. We came across a guy who was selling some weight loss pills. He tried to sell me some and I kindly declined. He told me not to deny my weight problems. Thanks. I'm 7 months pregnant. FML
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Top comments
CaroAurelia 12
Did you tell him you'd lose some weight in about a month when you GAVE BIRTH?
ILikeBigButts_ 12
What an ass
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Comments (146)
laurenswims13 24
I would've personally walked slower just to piss him off
olpally 33
This is the best idea^^
laurenswims13 24
Thank you lol. I'm good at thinking how to piss people off.
diagnosed 15
Don't take it personally 0p . Some people are just extremely rude and don't care if a person is 8 months pregnant and still working. If it were me that that happened to I would have put the soup down the frount of his pants.
JessicaGrewal 22
I would've said something back to him. That was so stupid of him to say that to you. And congrats on the soon to come baby.
LadyNightowl 17
I'm sorry. People are extremely rude. Congrats on the new baby!
AlwaysLearning 4
that sucks
Araj_Hs 19
You should have bitch slap that ************.
Loveyou6611 20
Blame it on the hormones!!
lesnot 10
He sounds like a bitch; sorry OP!
ThePez828 18
Ugh. Hang in there, OP! Soon enough you'll have your babe in your arms and these jerks won't matter.
splashhh_fml 7
I why didnt u pour the soup on his face ?
Fuhkyoo 17
shoulda put a leg up on the table and willed your water to break