Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML
hellolaina tells us more.
hellolaina 18
And to answer everyone's question, no I didn't use to be a guy. And yes he is my ex.
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ragnarok1540 39
He sounds quite inexperienced, himself, and may need to brush up on female anatomy ...
Mathalamus 25
What was he thinking to get that conclusion?
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Comments (100)
sparklyre 6
He may have seen a Nip/tuck episode that suggests surgically created vaginas are slightly short. Actually, ****** length may be as short as 3 inches if not aroused, or 5-7 when aroused. He may be particularly well-endowed, or you may need additional foreplay and/or lube. Take it slow, have fun along the way, and good luck!
Kendrah18 19
Well? Haha
Pinkchev87 5
Wait so he had sex with you first and then asked if you were a guy lol
Beepee04 10
Fyl op
iampuppy 16
this needs a follow up
ScarletteNyte 16
Okay... I think this needs to be clarified a bit. I'm completely lost as to how that could possibly have been questioned.
young_cat_lady 17
Needs a follow up!
bobmcmuffin 5
you should've said" i was gonna ask u the same thing!"
LevelupKid 8
Are you one of those big clit girls? just look it up and you'll see what I'm talking about.
bonermonkey 31
I am assuming you are not as most people aren't...but even if you were transgender, that would be an awfully insensitive thing to come out with. Youre supposed to wait for them to feel comfortable enough to raise the issue with stuff like that.
Flyndaran 10
It's only insensitive if untrue. How on earth is it rude to ask about something hidden that is true? Some transexuals do hide their medical history, so it's not an impossible thing to wonder about.