Today, I lost my virginity. It was painful, but not as painful as my boyfriend asking afterwards: "Um... did you use to be a guy?" FML
hellolaina tells us more.
hellolaina 18
And to answer everyone's question, no I didn't use to be a guy. And yes he is my ex.
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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ragnarok1540 39
He sounds quite inexperienced, himself, and may need to brush up on female anatomy ...
Mathalamus 25
What was he thinking to get that conclusion?
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Comments (100)
hardattack62 5
Don't let this hurt your feelings. He obviously wanted to be with you in the first place. You should just ask him why he asked that question to determine if he's inexperienced or you have something different about our anatomy. But remember everyone is beautiful. You are beautiful!!
hahaonyoubiatch 6
You must be ugly as hell then
infinitemonkey 21
You should have said "no, did you?"
dihannasaurus 9
i don't get it... were you?
lukegerbz 8
Abstinence. because Karma is a bitch
that1giirl__ 19
Well, did you?
jughead_larue 5
I had that exact thing happen on my first experience. I had never worn tampons, and had a very tight vajayjay. Take it as a compliment, you're so good you must be fake LOL
BoneCollector 16
Isn't this supposed to have a pepper by it since it deals with intimacy and sex? I'm new to this, so if not, please excuse my comment. As far as what he said tho, it's safe to say most people would have slapped him at least!
Myeyesbleed 15
of all the posts that get a follow up, this is the one that needs it
hellolaina 18
You stole my fml and my story that actually happened. That's not cool.