Today, I let my dad borrow my car. I found out a few hours later that he has had a suspended license for three years. How did I find out? He got pulled over and arrested. My car was also impounded. I'm a college student barely making it as it is. Guess who can't afford the impound fees? FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my boyfriend got pulled over and arrested for driving with a suspended license. Instead of getting my car impounded, his friend thought he'd do me a favor and drive it back to me. He doesn't know how to drive stick and blew my engine. My boyfriend is in jail and I no longer have a car. FML
Today, I found out my father has been saving money to help me buy my first car. In the same conversation, I found out my mother, unbeknownst to my dad, used nearly all of the money to bail my drunken, deadbeat uncle out of jail for the fourth time a month ago. He's now back in prison. FML
Today, I found out that the $200 a week I was paying my dad for my car insurance and payment, wasn't actually paying my insurance and car payment. How did I find out he wasn't paying? Repo man took my car. FML
Today, I found out that my Mom had taken out a loan out on my car from the repo man taking my car away. FML
Today, my dad was helping my fiancé and me move. On the way, someone sideswiped the trailer. When the police came, we found my dad had a suspended license, no insurance, and a broken tail light. No one else could drive a manual, so we were stuck in a parking lot for 3 hours. Thanks, dad. FML
Today, I rented a car via an app for a family function. Turns out it was in default and was repossessed while I was there. I had to ride three hours back home with my girlfriend's dad, who probably thinks I don't pay my bills. FML
Today, I hit someone’s car and got arrested for a DUI. I had to tell my parents so they could remove me from the insurance. My mom's response in the background after I told my dad was "I knew it." FML
Today, my car broke down dead in the middle of the highway. As I was unable to get it out of the road, it was impounded, and my insurance won't help. Now I'm further in debt and struggling to get to work. FML
Today, my father called the cops saying I stole his car. It's my car, but his name is on the title. Why did he report it stolen? Because rather than taking him to a bar and being his designated driver, I went to a job interview. FML
Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML
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kerrygirl 13
get your dad to pay the impound fees.......
Erindub 0
Do whatever you can to pay them ASAP cause the fees go up by the day and soon you'll lose your car for good. FYL : (
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Comments (58)
gatorcheer 0
FYL. You should have known or checked on his license status.
exquisite 0
Daddy's got a suspended license, doubt he has money.. it really sucks when family screws you over. I hope you find a way to get your car back.
anonymous69_fml 0
you probably deserve it seeing as how this is such a shitty FML
tmptmptmp 0
your dad apparently
rrrice 0
what kind of idiot doesnt know that thier dad has a suspended licence maybe you shouldnt be so self ceenterd and relize this crap befor you go and let your dad drive you car!
JellyMelly 0
For all the people saying he should have known... what did you want him to do pull his abstract from DMV??? I'm sorry to hear your car got impounded because of him
Sickillsells 0
Forget about it and move on.
ajthemistress 6
You really should have known....don't let anyone use your car unless you know they can legally drive it. Altho on the other hand I understand. My mom used my car this time and got pulled over for drunk driving. And I had to get it out as well. Sorry, sometimes parents can really **** us over.
CallMeHush 1
Dumbass, why do you think your old man has been taking cabs around town for a while? Do you think maybe on the nights when he didn't make it home to drunkenly molest you while your mother was in the next room that maybe he got pinched for a few DUIskies? ------------------------------------------------------- I know that was too much but it amused me.
blastvortex 4
Well, he's the one that needs to pay the fees. Duh. Then again, since you're barely making it as it is, you should've known better than to give him a loaner in the first place.